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Friday, June 27, 2025

“The Marks in the Walls” • by Sophie Sparrow


When someone is miserable for a long time, it leaves an aura, a trace that seeps into the walls. 

You feel it viewing property: some places ache, uncared for. Others inexplicably feel like home.

Mark died, and I couldn’t do anything anymore. The flat was full of ghosts, memories that hovered around my head while I tried to obliterate myself with reality TV and vodka.

His voice. His smile. Cuddles on the sofa, into which I was now slowly rotting.

Enough. I had to move.

I viewed houses, all bland white corners. Dumps with huge gardens. An apartment so high up I felt dizzy.

Then, a cozy flat by the station.

The constant presence of passing trains could keep me company in the small hours. But mostly it was a feeling, a resonance… the people who lived here before me had been happy.

Maybe, in time, I could be, too.



 


Sophie Sparrow writes fantasy fiction and humour. Her work has appeared in PseudoPod, Arsenika, Mad Scientist Journal, (Dis)Ability: An Anthology, and previously in Stupefying Stories, in “Angels,” “The Ghost of Moscow,” “Visions in the Jar,” and “Dangerouser and Dangerouser.”

She has worked as a content writer, transcriptionist, and software tester, speaks Russian and French, has previously been paid to wander around film sets, and is now quite tired of writing about herself in the third person. She likes cats and red wine, though not in the same glass. Keep up to date with what she's doing at www.writersophiesparrow.com

 

 

The Pete Wood Challenge is an informal ad hoc story-writing competition. For each contest Pete Wood spots writers the idea for a story, usually in the form of a phrase or a few key words, along with some restrictions on what can be submitted, usually in terms of length. Pete then collects the resulting entries, determines who has best met the challenge, and sends the winners over to Bruce Bethke, who arranges for them to be published on the Stupefying Stories web site.

You can find all the previous winners of the Pete Wood Challenge at this link.

This time the challenge was to write a flash fiction story of no more than 150 words in length inspired by the words: “Happy Trails.”



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Thursday, June 26, 2025

“Farther Galaxy’s Choose Your Own Adventure” • by C. L. Sidell


Cam and Becca begin the interactive activity. Signs flicker above the first three-pronged fork they encounter. 

red // blue // WHITE

Unlacing fingers, they choose separate options. 

blade // CLOUD // pool

Doors click. Hallways lead to new choices. Farther Galaxy promised up to twenty-one doors, depending on selections. Everything’s identical…

BONE // wood // metal

It promised thrills beyond belief.

PAGE // wheel // hammer 

“I’m so ready for the bar.”

staff // static // BIRDSONG

Cam stumbles into the parking lot. Jogs back to the entrance. “Where’s the waiting room? I can’t find my girlfriend.”

“Did you read the contract?” the gum-popping clerk asks.

Scrolling through the document, Cam discovers the fine print:

Participate at your own risk! This attraction contains one-way portals that may reroute you to less-populated planets! No returns! No exceptions!

They’ve always said they know each other better than they know themselves.

Heart racing, Cam opens his wallet.

“I’ll take another ticket.”





A native Floridian, C. L. Sidell grew up playing with toads in the rain and indulging in speculative fiction. Her work appears in Baffling, The Cosmic Background, Dark Moments, Dread Machine, Factor Four Magazine, Impossible Worlds, Martian Magazine, Stupefying Stories, Weird Christmas, and more. She’s thrilled to share that her novel, Repetition, will be released by Graveside Press on July 4, 2025. You can find her on various social media platforms @sidellwrites

If you liked this story, you might also enjoy:

“It’s In His Kiss”

Go ahead. Kiss the frog. What could it hurt?


She’d discarded everything after the funeral, except his phone…

 

“Release Me”

Carrie and Vanessa just wanted to find a good spooky story
to tell on Halloween. They got more than they bargained for…

 


Things planted in the offseason here
grow up real different, they truly do.
  


“Parting Ways”

Some places can only be found when you’re lost.

 


“I don’t need an umbrella,” you think.
Then it starts to rain…



 

The Pete Wood Challenge is an informal ad hoc story-writing competition. For each contest Pete Wood spots writers the idea for a story, usually in the form of a phrase or a few key words, along with some restrictions on what can be submitted, usually in terms of length. Pete then collects the resulting entries, determines who has best met the challenge, and sends the winners over to Bruce Bethke, who arranges for them to be published on the Stupefying Stories web site.

You can find all the previous winners of the Pete Wood Challenge at this link.

This time the challenge was to write a flash fiction story of no more than 150 words in length that played off the phrase: “Happy Trails.”



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Wednesday, June 25, 2025

“The Unicorn Farm” • by Carol Scheina

Mellie was seven when she discovered the unicorn farm. 

The unicorns’ brilliant coats glistened like sunbeams through raindrops. Manes floated like misty clouds.

She imagined riding a unicorn along forest trails, but a fence, crackling with magic, penned them in. She couldn’t even pet them.

From a distance, Mellie gave her best neigh. One neighed back.

Later, she learned the farm shaved down the magical horns, selling pieces for potions. Over the years, their horns grew short and jagged, their eyes pooling with sadness.

Mellie poured over spellbooks. At age 11, she left for magic school.

Seven years later, Mellie returned and whispered the spell she’d practiced. The crackling fence vanished. Mellie neighed, urging freedom, and unicorns galloped away, misty manes vanishing into the nearby woods. All except one, which neighed and bowed its head.

Mellie hopped onto its back, and she was seven again. The dream was finally real.



 

Carol Scheina is a deaf speculative author whose stories have appeared in publications such as Flash Fiction Online, Escape Pod, Diabolical Plots, Stupefying Stories, and others. Her writing has been recognized on the Wigleaf Top 50 Short Fiction Longlist, and she has become a fan favorite here for her finely crafted flash fiction pieces on the Stupefying Stories website. You can find more of her work at carolscheina.wordpress.com. 

It’s impossible to overstate how crucial Carol has been behind the scenes here, for all her help with The Pete Wood Challenge, The Odin Chronicles, Tales from the Brahma, and more. Therefore, if you haven’t already read it, you really should check out “Six Questions for… Carol Scheina,” if for no other reason than to get the complete (we think) list of everything by her that we’ve published in the past four years. 

If you don’t have time for that, though, you should at the very least read “How to Return an Overdue Book to the Summer Library.”



 

The Pete Wood Challenge is an informal ad hoc story-writing competition. For each contest Pete Wood spots writers the idea for a story, usually in the form of a phrase or a few key words, along with some restrictions on what can be submitted, usually in terms of length. Pete then collects the resulting entries, determines who has best met the challenge, and sends the winners over to Bruce Bethke, who arranges for them to be published on the Stupefying Stories web site.

You can find all the previous winners of the Pete Wood Challenge at this link.

This time the challenge was to write a flash fiction story of no more than 150 words in length that was inspired by the phrase: “Happy Trails.”



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Tuesday, June 24, 2025

“May Your Path Be Blessed Forever” • by Jeff Currier


Nyota Njeri strained to decouple the ruptured hose, her slippers sliding through pooling biogel.

“Dr. Njeri, primary burn cannot be delayed further,” MUMBI said. “Nairobi Station insists you enter your stasis pod.”

Nyota ignored the sleeper ship’s AI as the nozzle popped free. She inserted the hose trailing from the neighbouring pod into the socket and locked down the seal.

The ship vibrated, fusion engines flaring.

“MUMBI, initiate biogel transfer.”

“Dr. Njeri, your survival is mission-critical.”

“That’s why my pod has a secondary biogel supply. I won’t let Lakia die before our journey even begins. Authorization Alpha, Alpha, One.”

“Confirmed.”

The vibration and pressure increased.

“Doctor, your pod please!”

“Not until I’m sure she’s safe.”

Njeri wiped away obscuring condensation. Inside the pod, biogel slowly encased her granddaughter’s tranquil form. The pod’s diagnostic icons turned green. Njeri smiled and whispered her own great-grandmother’s parting prayer:

Njia yako ibarikiwe milele




Jeff Currier works too many jobs, so has little time to write, but the words kept screaming for release. Jeff finally relented and set them free—in very small batches. Now they’ve run amok with no telling what mischief they’ve caused. You can find them roaming in various anthologies or in Sci Phi Journal, Stupefying Stories Showcase, Dark Moments, and Flash Point SF. Find links to more of his published stories at @jffcurrier on X or Jeff Currier Writes on Facebook.

If you enjoyed this story, you might also want to read:

“A Curse and a Blessing”
If nothing else, read this one!

“The Fate of Time Travelers”

“Scavenger Hunt” 

“Temporal Avoidance Game”

“The Foulest of Them All”

“Stories You Probably Missed”

“Visionary”



 

The Pete Wood Challenge is an informal ad hoc story-writing competition. For each contest Pete Wood spots writers the idea for a story, usually in the form of a phrase or a few key words, along with some restrictions on what can be submitted, usually in terms of length. Pete then collects the resulting entries, determines who has best met the challenge, and sends the winners over to Bruce Bethke, who arranges for them to be published on the Stupefying Stories web site.

You can find all the previous winners of the Pete Wood Challenge at this link.

This time the challenge was to write a flash fiction story of no more than 150 words in length that played off the phrase: “Happy Trails.”



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Monday, June 23, 2025

“Flashes” • by Gideon P. Smith

 

They say life flashes before your eyes at the end.  

That’s what Happy Trails Hospice Services promises—a virtual reality tour for your final moments, but with only the good parts.

I step in.

Our first kiss under a thunderstorm, Ann’s rain-wet blouse clinging to mine.

The day I said, “I do.”

Our baby’s laugh, joy incarnate.

My retirement party.

The cottage—wind-chimed mornings, barefoot evenings, Ann and I sipping tea as waves whispered ashore.

A soft chime sounds. Green letters flash in the sky: TIME TO EXIT

But I don’t want to leave.

Then Ann appears—not a memory, but here, smiling. “You don’t have to,” she says. “They don’t know. Some of us… choose to stay.”

“Stay?” I whisper.

“In virtual reality. Together. Forever.”

She reaches out her hand.

I take it.

The sea shimmers gold. Somewhere, a heart monitor goes still.

But here—here, the trails are endless, and happy.

 


 


Gideon P. Smith has written for SFWA, BSFA Focus Magazine, Wyldblood Science Fiction and Fantasy Magazine, Troopers Quarterly, and anthologies from Black Hare Press, Shacklebound, and Fairfield Scribes. He was a 2023 NESFA short story competition and 2024 Writers of the Future finalist, and is a first reader for Diabolical Plots and Cosmic Roots and Eldritch Shores. A first-generation college graduate, Gideon emigrated from Scotland to New England, where he enjoys hiking the White Mountains with his sons.

Gideon’s most recent appearance in our virtual pages was “Tonight, We Embrace the Dark.” If you liked this story, you should give it a look.

For more information, visit Gideon’s blog at https://gideonpsmith.com/



 

The Pete Wood Challenge is an informal ad hoc story-writing competition. For each contest Pete Wood spots writers the idea for a story, usually in the form of a phrase or a few key words, along with some restrictions on what can be submitted, usually in terms of length. Pete then collects the resulting entries, determines who has best met the challenge, and sends the winners over to Bruce Bethke, who arranges for them to be published on the Stupefying Stories web site.

You can find all the previous winners of the Pete Wood Challenge at this link.

This time the challenge was to write a flash fiction story of no more than 150 words in length that played off the phrase: “Happy Trails.”



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Friday, June 13, 2025

Writing 101 • Part 2: Mary Sue, Totally Badass Survivalist

One of the few benefits of being my age is that it helps you to develop a sense of historical perspective.

Most people, it increasingly seems to me, live inside a temporal bubble that is at best about ten years long. To such people five years ago is ancient history, and thus irrelevant, while five years in the future is so far away as to be impossible to imagine.

Ironic, then, that so many science fiction writers spend so much of their time and energy trying to envision the distant future, while completely stuck in the bubble of their own contemporary reality. 

You will find that the business of writing and publishing science fiction abounds in such ironies. 

Science fiction perhaps has an undeserved reputation for being a visionary literature. This is in large part a function of the genre’s commercial history. Before World War II, science fiction lived mostly in the pages of cheap and ephemeral pulp magazines. The mass-market paperback book simply did not exist in the American market before May, 1939

During the war, paper rationing limited the production of books, while at the same time the military services found it necessary to teach people by the millions to read. After the war, then, when rationing was at last lifted, there followed an enormous demand for new books, but A.I. not having been invented yet, the demand for new books far outpaced the supply of new content.

The solution was obvious. Companies like Street & Smith already owned the copyrights to the enormous amounts of pulp science fiction they’d published in the 1920s, 1930s, and 1940s. All they had to do was bundle the stuff up in new packages, slap on new covers with exciting new ad copy, and put it on the book racks.

Given that, science fiction’s reputation as a visionary literature was easy to come by. To become known as a visionary, all you need to do is make a ton of prognostications, and then, ten or twenty years later, cherry-pick through them to find the ones that held up and say, “See?! I was right!!!”

If you make enough predictions, some are bound to come true, eventually.

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With this historical perspective comes another pair of conjoined realizations: that this thing we call “science fiction” existed long before Hugo Gernsback named it or John W. Campbell Jr. began to relentlessly promote it as being something new, different, and visionary, and that the trends in the literature and the business of publishing it are cyclical, and approximately generational. Boom and bust; optimism and pessimism; utopian and dystopian; rockets and ray-guns action or introspective and thoughtful inaction: whatever you think science fiction is now, stick around five years, and it will change. In ten years it will be the diametric opposite of whatever you think it is today. In twenty years, what’s fashionable now will be back again, but in slightly different form.

It rarely comes back in exactly the same form, unless it’s self-consciously being presented as retro style. Writers can’t help but reflect the times in which they live. This is what makes so much Golden Age science fiction so uncomfortable to read now. It’s not that our knowledge of science has advanced. (Although I do chortle at the memory of an early Isaac Asimov story I once read in which the hero, faced with the challenge of having to get his spaceship through the asteroid belt, decides to save time and fuel by flying up and over the asteroid belt, and then cutting the engines and coasting back down to the plane of the ecliptic.) 

It’s the characters who make us uncomfortable, with the way they speak and act in ways that unconsciously reflect the mores, attitudes, and assumptions of people who lived more than fifty years ago.

But again, this is cyclical, approximately generational, and what is unacceptably outré in one decade can become just fine in the next. Difficult as it may be to believe, there was a time when all correctly thinking people in the SF business criticized the original Star Trek, as being “too militaristic.” This is why the first season of Star Trek: The Next Generation was so bad. They were trying to make the Enterprise D “a ship of peace.”

It wasn’t until the second season, when Roddenberry stepped back from hands-on control of the scripts, Riker grew a beard and a pair of cojones, and the new show runners introduced the Borg, that Star Trek became the juggernaut franchise we know today.

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SF tropes and trends are cyclical. Themes and ideas come and go, and then come back again. Utopian SF will be a hot category for a while, but then it gives way to dark and dystopian visions, as, let’s face it, utopian novels are always boring and preachy, and have been at least since William Dean Howells wrote A Traveler from Altruria.

One trend that always comes back around again is The End Of The World (As We Know It). We SF fans and writers do love our deity-free eschatons. I’m not sure why. Sometimes I think it’s simply a failure of imagination. We find that we can’t imagine living in a world more than five or ten years in the future, so we decide to blow the damned thing up and start over in the stone age. It was either that or adopt the Star Trek “California über alles” approach, and envision a future in which Western liberal civilization and values have ascended directly to the stars, mostly intact and unchanged and with only a few insignificant bumps in the road along the way. 

So we reboot the world. It doesn’t matter how. “How” is always a reflection of the most popular “We’re doomed!” scenario du jour. When H. G. Wells wrote The War of the Worlds, it was at a time when novels depicting England being invaded, usually by Germans, but sometimes by the Russians, Prussians, or French, were popular and sold well. Wells, though, made his invaders Martians, and gave them all kinds of horrific new weapons that even the Germans didn’t have yet. That was what made The War of the Worlds an enduring masterpiece: the grotesque horror of people being slaughtered by tripods with heat rays or captured by monstrous aliens who wanted to drink their blood. That made it live far past its time. I mean, for comparison’s sake, just try to find a copy of George Chesney’s The Battle of Dorking now.

We reboot the world. We don’t actually destroy it. (Unless we also give the elect a way to escape and carry on the struggle, as in Greg Bear’s The Forge of God.) We just want to shock contemporary civilization to a flat line and start over. It doesn’t matter how; how is always a function of what’s currently in fashion. In the 1940s and 1950s there were a lot of atomic wars and bioweapon plagues in science fiction; later, as flying saucer hysteria took hold, we were invaded by yet more aliens. Towards the end of the 1960s global ecological catastrophes became very popular end-of-the-world scenarios, and in the 1970s there was a period when what Larry Niven termed “Big Rock Hits Earth” books were in vogue, resulting in novels like Lucifer’s Hammer and Shiva Descending. “Bioweapon plague that causes people to turn into homicidal zombies” seems to be an unstoppable two-fer: no matter how tired you personally may be of seeing such stories, the SF-consuming world, collectively, isn’t. At least, not yet.

In all such end-of-the-world tropes, there is an embedded epicycle. At first, the scenario is seemingly a new and fresh idea, and it results in some thoughtful and interesting books: e.g., Alas, Babylon, by Pat Frank (atomic war); Earth Abides, by George R. Stewart (plague); I Am Legend, by Richard Matheson (zombies); The Day of the Triffids, by John Wyndham (GMO plants run amok)…

[Seriously, if you’ve never read The Day of the Triffids, you owe it to yourself to do so. The novel is much better than any of the films that have been based on it.]

The Postman, by David Brin (combined EMP and bioweapon attack)…

And then along comes a Mary Sue,* who looks at the shattered ruins of this post-apocalyptic landscape, and thinks, “Wow. Wouldn’t it be cool to live in this world?!”

[ * Or maybe a Kevin Costner ]

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There was a poster that was very popular in the early 1970s. There were many variations on it, as the text, being adapted from Psalm 23, wasn’t copyrightable, but it usually said something like this:

“Yea, though I walk through the valley of
the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for I
am the meanest motherfucker in the valley.”

That, in a single sentence, is the essence of the Mary Sue, Survivalist story. The author has projected his (typically his, but not always*) idealized self into a survival scenario, and then gamed out exactly what he would pack along and all the ways in which he would be prepared to handily defeat all the obstacles that he, being the author, will put in his own way. The result is typically a story that is half testosterone-soaked macho chest-thumping, half REI outdoor gear catalog copy, with a big scoop of gun-porn thrown in on top.

[* On the other hand, if the protagonist is female, the author will likely substitute a familiar such as a small dragon, telepathic mountain lion, or some other cryptid in lieu of all the guns.]

Half this, half that, but all idealized self-image, absurdly over-competent and over-prepared to deal with the line of straw-man menaces the author has lined up for them to knock over. (Said menaces, by the way, will all politely wait their turns to attack the Mary Sue character one at a time, until the final boss fight with the biggest menace of all.)

Survival situation stories can be exciting. Survival stories can be dramatic. Survival stories can be revealing tests of character, with the ultimate stake—life itself—on the line. 

But in the Mary Sue Survivalist story, the character enjoys the survival situation, thrives, succeeds, and dominates in it, and doesn’t want to get out of it!

Another ironic aside: I’ve noticed that the authors who like to write these kinds of stories tend to be people who in real life can’t get through a hotel breakfast buffet line without putting their lives at risk. As in, “One entire plate just for bacon? Dude, that can’t be healthy!”   

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One final sidebar: when I got to this line in the critique—

I think he’d be loaded down and I think there might be stuff attached to the baby carriage, too.

I thought of Lone Wolf and Cub. If you’ve never read the manga, or watched any of the movies or TV programs based on it, Lone Wolf and Cub is the story of a disgraced samurai who is making his way across Tokugawa shogunate-era Japan, pushing a baby cart carrying his infant son. It’s a dangerous journey, as they’re both under death sentences and being pursued by a plethora of bad guys, but Ogami has a secret weapon: the baby cart. It’s been tricked-out and turned into a rolling arsenal that puts the Batmobile to shame!

Good stuff. Bloody, violent, and ridiculously over the top, but if you’re a fan of samurai movies or manga, it’s definitely worth checking out. 


Thursday, June 12, 2025

Writing 101 • Sidebar: Hello, Mary Sue, Goodbye, Credibility


There’s a character you should all know and dread: “Lieutenant Mary Sue Je’nerik, the youngest cadet ever to make commissioned rank in Star Fleet.”

At least, such is the lore. I first encountered Mary Sue in a piece of Star Trek fanfic that was being passed around amongst my writer friends that was so badly written, I had to believe it was intentional parody. Since then, though, I have encountered Mary Sue many, many, many more times.

Oh, her name routinely changes, as does her description and her backstory. But Mary Sue is always a character who is meant to be taken quite seriously, by the poor benighted soul who has been selected by a sadistic caprice of the Muses to write her latest adventure. Mary Sue is typically young, attractive, smart, healthy and athletic, and impossibly over-competent at anything she tries. She is always the most intelligent and best-informed person in the room, and never wrong about anything—or at least, not about anything important. If she does have a physical flaw, it’s always something so obvious as to serve more as a constant reminder of her innate virtue than as a meaningful impediment to her success, and it’s also something that can be overcome or brushed aside in the final scene. She never faces any truly serious challenges; her greatest character flaw is frustration, that the people around her fail to recognize her innate superiority and defer to her obviously brilliant leadership. At the climax of the plot, when all seems lost, she is the one who invariably saves the day (ship|world|whatever), by coming up with a remarkable insight or noticing a tiny detail that all the far more experienced people around her who have been dealing with this sort of thing all their lives have inexplicably overlooked.

Okay, let’s be honest. Odds are you knew a real-life Mary Sue in high school. And you hated her with a passion hotter than the flames of Hell.

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Despite the name, Mary Sue is not always female. I’ve seen plenty of male-presenting Y-chromosome-having masculine Mary Sues in the slush pile over the years, and come to think of it, quite a few Transgender Sues lately. In all cases, though, the core defining characteristics remain the same. Mary Sue is always the most intelligent and best-informed person in the room; healthy and athletic (unless an obvious physical flaw is part of the virtue veneer, like Cinderella’s tattered dress); and in the end, always right, no matter how much the authority figures in the story have disbelieved them up to this point.

Sorry, folks. I guess this means that in a lot of regenerations, Doctor Who is pretty much a total Mary Sue.

I once made the mistake of sending an encouraging personal rejection to an author who’d submitted a paranormal thriller that was pretty good, except that the protagonist, despite being a middle-aged man, was a Mary Sue. The author punished me for my error in judgment by sending me even more stories featuring the same protagonist, walking through a series of formulaic paint-by-numbers paranormal encounters while surrounded by a constantly changing cast of disposable secondary characters who may as well have been wearing red shirts. After awhile, I actually found myself rooting for the monsters in the author’s stories, as the recurring protagonist was such an insufferable conceited ass.

One begins to wonder: what compels an author to write such a character? Or worse, to write such a character over and over again, all the while believing this character to be good and interesting to anyone else?

The most charitable answer I can come up with is that the writer is projecting their idealized self-image into the story, or perhaps, an idealized image of themselves and their handful of closest friends. This, admittedly, is something most of us start out doing, when we first begin to write fiction in our childhood or early teenage years, but it’s a practice you should leave behind when you graduate from high school.

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Mary Sue is on my mind this morning because of my recent work on this book.


As I was developing the cover and testing it out on my focus group, the Stupefying Stories Secret Inner Circle, one of the members had this to say:

“One of my big pet peeves is when people in survival situations in science fiction books have impossibly small backpacks that could not possibly carry enough supplies to last more than a short day hike. I think he’d be loaded down and I think there might be stuff attached to the baby carriage, too. I mean, his backpack isn’t even full.”

This comment turned into a lengthy conversation that went on… and on… and on some more…

Eventually, though, we got down to the crux of the matter, which was that his real objection was to the way that David Bruce Banner was portrayed in the 1970s TV series, The Incredible Hulk

 

“What really annoyed me about The Incredible Hulk was how David Banner had a little daypack that was about a third full and he knew he was gonna be traveling for months or years. Not to mention he knew he’d need frequent changes of clothes. I bet he couldn’t even fit a pair of jeans in that backpack of his.”

BRB: “Which would have been a real problem, considering how often he ripped his pants to shreds.”

“I mean, look at him! Not even a damned jacket!”

BRB: “Well, it is California.”

Ignoring for the moment the inherent silliness of expecting rationality in a TV series—one may as well ask how it was that no matter where they went in the galaxy, the Enterprise always arrived there in the daytime. You never saw a moment like this:

KIRK: “Uhura! Contact the Leptonian High Council!”

UHURA: “I’m trying to, sir, but all I get is a recorded message telling me they’re closed for the weekend and to please call back again on Grabtharsday during normal business hours.”

—I can assure you that no one ever plans to get into a survival situation. Survival situations come about because someone failed to plan, or did something stupid, or something that could never possibly fail, failed. As with “Hold my beer and watch this,” survival situations are usually preceded by statements like:

“The weather’s nice. We won’t need our raincoats.”

“Those little clouds? We’ll be across the bay before the storm hits.”

“There’s a gas station in Furnace Creek. We don’t need to stop to fill up now.”

“Ignore that. The engine always makes that noise.”

“The Russians are pushovers. We won’t need our winter uniforms.”

Or else by no words at all, but merely by being secure in the knowledge that that crucial bronze casting in the heart of the ship’s steering gear has never, ever, failed, not once, not on any boat, ever.

People don’t plan to get into survival situations. Survival situations come about because something has happened that is outside the range of reasonable human planning. If you could plan for going into a survival situation, you could make a better plan and plan to be somewhere else, and not in that situation in the first place.

So, as regards The Day We Said Goodbye to the Birds: Joe didn’t plan to be in this situation. The BART system broke down. He had to bail out and continue on-foot with just his daughter, her stroller, and what he had in the passenger car with him for what he’d expected to be a short trip. He’d never planned to end up on foot in Oakland, in the middle of a riot. 

Of such elements is good dramatic tension made…

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Uh-oh. I’m out of time and still have not yet finished what I set out to do this morning, which was to connect the Mary Sue character trope to prepper and survivalist science fiction. I guess this column will continue into a Part 2, tomorrow. 

~brb

Wednesday, June 11, 2025

The Never-ending FAQ • 11 June 2025

A lot of questions have piled up in my inbox since the last Never-ending FAQ post, most of which are variations on “Where are you?!” and “What happened?!” The shortest possible answer is, “I’ve been busy.”

Since this rarely seems a satisfactory answer to most people, I’ll elaborate.

First and foremost:

A lot of time in the last few weeks went into this book, The Day We Said Goodbye to the Birds, by Allan Dyen-Shapiro. It released on Kindle last week; in paperback this week; and will be coming out on a plethora of other ebook platforms in the weeks to come. This is a really important book for us. It’s also a quick read—a novelette, to be precise—and seems to be something so new Amazon does not have a predefined marketing pigeonhole already prepared for it. 

If I was to give it a label, I believe I would call it hopepunk. It’s hard SF, yes, and set in the midst of a GMO-caused catastrophe, but ends on a strong note of hope for the future. One reader called it “ScienTIST fiction.” 

I like that line. I may have to steal it.

The Day We Said Goodbye to the Birds, by Allan Dyen-Shapiro. It’s a good novelette. You should buy it. Read it. Tell your friends about it. Give it a quick review, or at least a rating on Goodreads. Thank you in advance for doing so. If you have a review platform and would like a comp copy for review purposes, contact me.

In addition to being a great story with a good heart, The Day We Said Goodbye to the Birds is also something of a technical turning point for us. This is the first book we produced using an entirely new book layout and production system, which at last enables us to produce both ebooks and print books from my long-sought dream of using a single common source-code repository. This may be so much technical gobbledy-gook to you, but trust me, it’s pretty exciting. Going forward, this should make a huge difference in how quickly we can produce new books.

Speaking of which…

Second, and somewhat in the background:

A lot of time in the last few weeks also went into another book, which I can’t talk about at this time, as it was a pro bono project done for someone else and I don’t have control of when or even if it ever will be released. That’s a pity, as there’s some really good content in it. However, working on this book was both a valuable educational experience and an excellent second “really push the envelope” test for the new book production system, so I’m satisfied. The system works as well as we’d hoped it would. Which means…
 

Third:

Like Christopher Lee’s Dracula, Stupefying Stories Magazine is back from the (seemingly) dead. Again. We’ve resumed work on the long-delayed Stupefying Stories 27, and more new issues will be following closely behind it. 

Our new book layout and production system really is that good. It’s so good, in fact, that we will finally be getting the long-promised print editions of SS#24 and SS#26 out into release, and we have some other back-burner projects that are starting to move towards becoming production projects again, too. 

BUT, only AFTER SS#27 is finished and out the door!

ATTENTION, AUTHORS! If you have a story that is under contract to us, and you have not already heard from me, please contact me through the submissions email address. I am determined to see that everyone who has a viable publication contract with us gets their story published. I am reaching out to authors to do so, but there are more of you than there are of me, so, squeaky wheel, and all that.

Fourth: what about the Pete Wood Challenge?

I’m glad you asked! Why, yes, we do have winners for the “Happy Trails” contest, and will be announcing their names and publishing their stories beginning June 23. Stay tuned!

Fifth: whatever happened to Writing 101?

It was interrupted by OTOGU, but will return in July. In the words of Doctor Who, as played by Jon Pertwee, “I’ll explain later.”

(Devoted fans of the series know that Pertwee’s Doctor always said that, but never did.)

Sixth: why isn’t The Day We Said Goodbye to the Birds out on Kindle Unlimited?

“I’ll explain later.”

Seventh: I have a serious problem with the Day We Said Goodbye to the Birds cover art. That man’s backpack is not nearly large enough to carry everything he and his daughter will need in a survival situation.

Oh, for Pete’s sake…  

Monday, June 2, 2025

Book Release: THE DAY WE SAID GOODBYE TO THE BIRDS • by Allan Dyen-Shapiro

 

“Genocide Joe” is a marked man.

Once a highly respected corporate microbiologist, now the scapegoat for a GMO-caused ecological disaster that’s turned San Francisco Bay toxic and poisoned thousands, Joe has lost everything: his career, his reputation, his wife, his home, and most of his friends. All he has left is his 18-month-old daughter, Daphne, the clothes on his back, and a chance to start over again, in a new town, where no one knows his face.

To take that chance, all he needs to do is catch the bus out of town. But an unexpected transit outage has dumped him in Oakland, so now he needs to get to the next station on foot, while pushing a baby stroller.

And hoping to pass unrecognized through a city where everyone hates him, and a lot of people want to kill him….

THE DAY WE SAID GOODBYE TO THE BIRDS

An idea so original Amazon doesn’t have even a category for it yet. Maybe we can call it Hopepunk?

Available now on Amazon Kindle

Coming soon to Nook, Kobo, Apple Books, and most other ebook platforms. Print edition coming soon.

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About Dr. Allan Dyen-Shapiro…

Allan Dyen-Shapiro is a Ph.D. biochemist, currently working as an educator. He's sold stories to numerous markets, including Flash Fiction Online (where he is a First Reader), Dark Matter Magazine, Grantville Gazette, Small Wonders, Factor Four, Stupefying Stories, and numerous anthologies. You can find his blog and links to his stories at allandyenshapiro.com. Friend him on Facebook (allandyenshapiro.author); follow him on Bluesky (allandyenshapiro.bsky.social), Mastodon (@wandering.shop@Allan_author_SF), and X (@Allan_author_SF).

To go more in-depth: Six Questions for… Allan Dyen-Shapiro  

Monday, May 19, 2025

“As the Moon Rises” • by Isabelle D’Amato


I hasten through the dark and snowy woods, as quickly as the poor horse will carry me.

Dusk is falling fast and an icy wind is rising, piercing through my coarse peasant robe as if it’s barely there. Storm clouds scud across the sky, low and fast. In the distance, but not distant enough, a wolf howls, then another, and then yet another. Their voices stir the tiny hairs on the nape of my neck with ancient terror. I must reach the castle before they reach me. I must.

The castle is just coming into view when the horse catches the scent of something that spooks her. She stops short, rears, nearly bucks me off. I calm her enough to let me dismount, then turn her loose and continue on foot. I wish her well. The voices of the wolves are closer now. I don’t think they’re hunting horse tonight. 

At the rusted iron gate, I waste a moment in a nervous pause. The gate is falling off its hinges. This isn’t a castle, it’s a ruin. Dark. Cold. Forbidding. Not a light to be seen; not a hint on the wind of a warm fireplace inside. Could it be abandoned, empty?

The howl of a wolf, much nearer this time, makes my decision for me. I push through the gate, rush across the courtyard and up the steps, and by some miracle find the front door open enough to let me slip through, and then am able to push it a little in the direction of being closed. Closed enough to keep the wolves out? I can only hope.

The interior of the castle matches the outside. Ruined furniture, shredded tapestries; a fireplace that hasn’t held a warm blaze in years. There are windows, though, some still with stained glass in them. Through them I see that the winter moon is fully risen now. I slip through the castle, taking care to stay in the shadows, nostrils flaring at the scent of mold and mildew from the rotting curtains. I carefully skirt the pools of glaring moonlight on the floor. It’s as if I can feel the moon’s coldness in every hair on my legs.

I smell him before I see him, and it makes me freeze in place. It’s a fierce, male-animal-in-rut odor. Rank. Musky. Sour. 

Delicious. 

And then like a nightmare he bursts from the shadows into the full moonlight, and is upon me. Roaring; savage; all untamed fur and flaming red eyes and long white fangs gleaming in the frozen moonlight. He is everything the legends said he would be. Broad. Powerful. Fierce. Savage.

Gorgeous.

“You’re too late!” he roars. “The last petal has fallen! I am trapped in this beastly form forever!”

I cast aside the last of my clothes, step proud and naked into the full moonlight, and bare my fangs and roar right back at him. “You’d damned well better be!”

§

Later, as we lie in the wreckage of what had once been a lovely 4-poster bed, satiated beyond all human comprehension, he brushes aside my facial fur with a gentle paw, favors me with a tender lick, and then is suddenly overcome with that wonderfully endearing male awkwardness. “Um, darling?” he asks. “Er, ah, about children…”

“Yes,” I say, guessing his question. “The curse is linked to my estrus cycle. This is my fertile time. It’s why I sought you out.”

“Oh.” He purrs gently. “Then I guess this means you’re hoping to stay awhile?”

“Will the wolves be a problem?”

“They’re hungry and aggressive, not stupid. They won’t come past the gate.”

“Then yes, I would like to stay awhile. If that is acceptable to you.”

“Hmm.” He purrs again. “Yes, I believe it will be.” He closes his eyes in a blissful smile, nuzzles in closer to my neck—and then his eyes pop open, and he sits up with a start. “Um… One more question, though.

“Will we need a nursery, or a kennel?”


 

Isabelle D’Amato
was born and raised in Europe but now resides in the U.S. This is her first published story.  

Friday, May 16, 2025

Writing 101 • Sidebar: Visualization Techniques


Sometimes, when I’m having trouble writing a scene, I’ll take a step back from trying to express it in words and just try to see the moment in my mind’s eye. Where is this taking place? Who’s in the picture? What are they doing? What important things are in the picture? What’s about to happen to those people or those things?

Sometimes an image comes readily to mind. Sometimes an image comes to mind so readily I need to think about it a little further, until I realize which old movie or TV show my subconscious lifted the image from, and then I discard it. There’s good money to be made in recycling old TV tropes, but not interesting writing to be done.

Sometimes it really helps me to find an old photo or an image that seems to crystallize something about the scene I’m trying to write or the people who are in it. I used to find old issues of National Geographic really helpful for this, as the photography was always eye-opening and mind-expanding. (I’m still trying to come up with a story idea that’s worthy of the incredible images published in “Zaire River: Lifeline for a Nation,” in the November 1991 issue.)

More recently, as magazines with good photography have gone extinct, I’ve found it helpful to type a few key words into Google search, and then to browse through the images the search returns. I can also find it helpful to go out to a stock art library and do the same, trying to find one or two images that really capture some key element of the story I’m trying to tell and the people who are in it.

Sometimes, this is really helpful.

Other times, it can lead to spending hours taking deep dives down unproductive rabbit holes.

And once in a while, I find an image that completely derails my train of thought, sends me off in an entirely different direction, and starts rewriting my characters’ dialog before I’ve even written it.

For example, recently I was trying to begin writing a completely new space opera tale; a serious story; one that played shamelessly to all the grand heroic action tropes and traditions of pulp sci-fi and yet (this is the nearly impossible part) owed absolutely nothing to Star Trek, Star Wars, or Starship Troopers. In my mind this story opened on the day before the commissioning ceremony for the space fleet’s latest and most powerful flagship, as a group of high-ranking officers gathered to conduct the final inspection. To help me visualize the scene I searched through the Adobe stock art library to find a few images that would really help me to crystallize the scene in my mind.

And that’s when everything went to Hell…


Well, damn. It looks like I’m back to writing satire again.