Emperor Guillard tossed his cards. He hadn’t won once today. And Lord Whiskers couldn’t even hold the cards without assistance.
That must be why no one ever uplifted cats.
Guillard sighed. “How did it come to this?”
Whiskers smiled, sporting needle-like fangs. “You have no poker face.”
“No, that.”
From somewhere beyond the walls, people shouted. You could almost make out the words now.
“I don’t even know what they want.”
Had he, perhaps, trusted too much in his advisor’s feline cunning?
Whiskers yawned. “Peasant stuff. The guards can handle it.”
There was a distant scream.
“And if not?”
“Then we jump.”
Guillard stared at the window. It was a four-story drop. For a second, he wondered if Whiskers was trying to kill him.
Tobias Backman is a Danish fantasy and science fiction author. He dreams of writing novels one day, but right now his attention span is limited to the shorter side of fiction. His stories have previously appeared in magazines such as Daily Science Fiction and Grievous Angel. He occasionally rambles about stories and writing in general over at www.tobybackman.com.
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