Showing posts with label RLP news. Show all posts
Showing posts with label RLP news. Show all posts

Sunday, March 16, 2025

AWARDS NEWS! Congratulations, Henry Vogel and Barbara V. Evers!

We’ve just learned that Henry Vogel’s latest Rampant Loon Press novel, THE PRINCESS SCOUT, is a finalist for the 2025 Imadjinn Award for Best YA Novel, which will be presented at Imaginarium 2025 this coming July.

We’re pretty pumped about this. Two years ago Henry’s previous novel, THE HOSTAGE IN HIDING, made a strong run for the Imadjinn Award, only to be beaten in the final round by a big-budget novel co-written by a pair of NY Times and USA Today best-selling authors and published by a major publishing house with a HUGE advertising budget. This year he’s facing no such competition, so we don’t want to jinx the thing, but we are, as they say, “cautiously optimistic.”

BUT WAIT! IT GETS BETTER!

It doesn’t stop with THE PRINCESS SCOUT. This year Henry is also a finalist in the category of Best Graphic Novel, for ARISOCRATIC XTRATERRESTRIAL TIME-TRAVELING THIEVES COMPLETE COLLECTION! (Try saying that three times fast!) We’ve been slow to plug this one, as a.) we didn’t publish it; Critical Blast did, and b.) the book is a bit pricey and weighs three pounds in hardcover, and made an audible thump! when it landed on the porch. But now that the book is available in a somewhat more affordable and considerably lighter paperback edition, you should check it out!

MEANWHILE, LAST BUT NOT LEAST…

Stupefying Stories contributor and former slush-pile reader Barbara V. Evers is also a finalist for the Imadjinn Award this year, in the category of Best Short Story, for “Kaleidoscope,” which I’m afraid I can’t tell you much more about as I don’t know where it was published. I can tell you though that Barbara is already a two-time winner of the Imadjinn Award in the category of Best Fantasy Novel, for her Watchers of Moniah trilogy, so you owe it to yourself to check out her website. She’s been busy since she moved on from writing columns for us!

UPDATE: Barbara’s story, “Kaleidoscope,” is available here: https://www.amazon.com/Magnificent-Display-Marvelous-Wonders-JordanCon/dp/B0CWZW98QM 

Wow. Not one but three award finalists. It’s been a busy day and I haven’t even had my second cup of coffee yet. I wonder what the afternoon will bring?

~brb

Thursday, March 21, 2024

WHAT, *ANOTHER* NEW BOOK RELEASE?!


All we were trying to do was push this book out a little early, so that Guy Stewart could have copies in-hand when he showed up at Minicon 57 next weekend. 

» Click anywhere on the above image to go to the list of links.

This was quite possibly the fastest book launch we’re ever done. The Kindle edition went live in less than an hour. The Nook, Apple Books, and Smashwords e-books were live this morning, and new e-book vendors are coming online hourly.

» Click anywhere on the above image to go to the list of links.

The print edition was approved so quickly, it looks like we may have commercial copies from Amazon in-hand before the case of ARC copies I ordered from Ingram shows up. Thus we’ll have the opportunity to compare the Amazon and Ingram printings side-by-side, and decide which we prefer. In theory, releasing the print edition through Ingram gives us much wider distribution, including into bookstores. In practice, that rarely happens. 

» Click anywhere on the above image to go to the list of links.


ENORMOUS THANKS TO DON MUCHOW, for going way beyond the call of duty and burning much midnight oil to make sure that this book got finished and released on time! THANKS, DON! 

P.S. And consider buying the book, okay?

P.P.S. One more thing: an audio book edition is in the works and should be available shortly. Guy and I talked it over, and decided that using Amazon’s AI to narrate a story about a bunch of teens fighting an evil homicidal AI bent on world domination was just too ironic an opportunity to pass up.

Tuesday, March 19, 2024

RELEASING TODAY: THE PRINCESS SCOUT, by Henry Vogel


THE PRINCESS SCOUT, the latest novel in Henry Vogel’s best-selling Terran Scout Corps series, is now out and selling worldwide in e-book, paperback, and hardcover, on Amazon, Apple Books, Barnes & Noble, Kobo, Smashwords, Everand, Bibliotheca, Hoopla, OverDrive, Vivlio, Baker & Taylor, Tolino, Gardners, BorrowBox, Odilo, Thalia, Mondadori, Angus & Robertson… 

And probably a few more in the time it took me to type this. New sales links are going live by the minute. Click anywhere on the above image to see the latest list of booksellers carrying THE PRINCESS SCOUT. Thus far Amazon seems to be the only one that’s linked the e-book listing to the paperback and hardcover listings, but this will change as the other booksellers catch up. 

We want to stress, THE PRINCESS SCOUT is an all-new standalone and self-contained adventure, with new characters on a new world, so you don’t need to have read all the previous books in the Scout series to enjoy this one. 

Of course, we wouldn’t object if you were to buy the entire series…

Saturday, March 16, 2024

Upcoming Book Releases


We’re busting chops to hit deadlines right now, so I’ll try to make this brief.

FIRST: after a successful run as a serial on Kindle Vella, Henry Vogel’s latest standalone Terran Scout Corps adventure, THE PRINCESS SCOUT, releases next week on a plethora of e-book platforms, in trade paperback, and as you may have guessed from the above illustration, in a really nice hardcover edition, with a proper dust jacket and everything. It’s available for pre-order now on Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Apple, Smashwords, Tolino, Vivlio, Everand—I don’t even know what that is, but apparently we have distribution on Everand now—

Here’s the link to the Amazon pre-order page: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CXMNTS24

If you’d prefer to get it from a different bookseller, please search for it. We like it when people search for our books. It tells the bookseller that readers are interested in the book. That does help us.

SECOND: speaking of hardcovers, we in theory have released SCOUT: THE LOST COLONY ADVENTURES, a deluxe omnibus edition of the first three Scout novels in a special premium collectable hardcover edition. However, because there isn’t an associated e-book, Amazon seems to be ignoring it and I’m having trouble finding anyone else who’s stocking it. The ISBN is 978-1-958333-04-4. So far the only place I’ve found it is on Das KulturKaufhaus. If you find anyone else who’s selling it, please let me know.

As I said, this is a prestige project, and we don’t expect to sell a lot of copies. I believe I told Henry that “this is our De Tomaso Pantera.” If you’re an automotive history buff, you know what that means.*


THIRD: we are in the final stages of getting Guy Stewart’s YA novel, EMERALD OF EARTH, ready to release in two weeks, in both e-book and trade paperback. More info to come. Watch for it!


 

FOURTH: as if all that isn’t enough, we’re planning to finally finish and release the print editions of Stupefying Stories 26 and Stupefying Stories 24 by the end of this month.

And then, in April…

REMINDER: Stupefying Stories SHOWCASE closes to unsolicited submissions at the end of this month. Our next open reading period will be from June 1st to July 31st. 
 

* AND NOW, ABOUT THE PANTERA: 

The De Tomaso Pantera was a totally hot and sexy Italian GT coupe luxury sports car—with a Ford V-8 engine. De Tomaso cut a deal with Ford, who sold them through their Lincoln-Mercury division, although “sold” is an overstatement. What Ford did was put a Pantera in every major-market Lincoln-Mercury showroom... as bait. After a prospective buyer came in to drool over the Pantera, and then had a near-heart attack when they saw the price tag, the salesman admitted it was a bit pricey, steered them over to a much more affordable Cougar or Capri, and closed the sale while they were still swooning.

SCOUT: THE LOST PLANET ADVENTURES, is our Pantera. Go ahead. Check it out. Drool over it. And then buy the complete series in paperback, for yourself or for your young reader.    

Saturday, March 2, 2024

Status Update • Audio Books: Past, Present, and Future


We recently were given the opportunity to participate in a product beta. 

The product is an AI-assisted text-to-speech conversion utility. The objective is to develop a software tool that can convert a complete e-book into a serviceable audio book in a matter of hours. We gave it a good hard tryout, running five of our novels through it, and the results are… 

Promising. Interesting. Though-provoking. It’s not quite there yet, but it will be, and sooner than you think.
 

—The Past—


As many of you already know, audio/video production fascinates me. I didn’t start out to be a science fiction writer. I started out to be a musician and composer, and spent a lot of time doing radio, TV, and above all, recording studio work, before I transitioned to writing for print publication. I’d always intended to get back to doing that sort of work, one of these days, once everything else settled down. I named this company Rampant Loon Media, after all, with the idea that eventually we would branch out into doing audio and video production.

When you bring up the topic of the AI-assisted generation of audio books, most people’s first response is the same as it is to every other intrusion of automation into their world: it’s immediate, visceral, and basically reactionary. “They took our jobs!”


In my mind’s ear I hear armies of farm workers shouting the same complaint 190 years ago, when Cyrus McCormick patented the mechanical reaper and they could no longer make a living harvesting grain by hand with a scythe.

After that, the next response is usually, “I don’t like it. It sounds mechanical. It’ll never sound as good as a good reading by a human actor.”

My answer is, that’s right. For now. But the technology is improving rapidly, and in a very short time text-to-speech audio has gone from sounding like something being read by a Dalek to something being read by a voicemail chatbot, or perhaps a bored primary school teacher reading to her class. It won’t be too much longer before it does sound every bit as good as a text being read by your average run-of-the-mill voice actor, with the added advantage of being a lot more reliable. AIs won’t fully replace actors until they can skip rehearsals, show up drunk on opening night, or miss their entrances because they’re making out in a backstage broom closet with a member of the costume crew. But aside from those shortcomings…

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Perhaps I’m more relaxed about this than you are because I’ve already watched this happen in the music industry. Back in my musician days I hated to use even dynamic range compression in the recording studio, because I thought it warped the natural sound of the human voice. But now, try finding contemporary pop music that does not consist almost entirely of loops, samples, and voices strained through multiple layers of compression, equalization, audio enhancement, and auto-tuning. Sometimes I catch myself thinking, this isn’t music, it’s audio découpage. 



But then I realize that I’m just being a grumpy old Luddite. No one is forcing me to listen to contemporary pop music. Whenever I want to, I can put some of my music on whatever audio system is handy. I just got the remastered 3-disk set of Arturo Benedetti Michelangeli’s complete Debussy recordings for Deutsche Grammophon, and am fighting the urge to binge-listen to the entire thing in one sitting. More than two hours of Debussy’s solo piano music, played by a master pianist. Absolutely glorious.

Meanwhile, those who grew up with loops, samples, EDM, and all the other things that grew out of scratch, dub, electronica, post-punk and industrial dance music—those who enjoy music that sounds like it’s been written by and is being performed by robots—

They like it and want more of it.

There. That’s a thought to keep in mind as we continue traveling into the future. 

—The Present—

Here at Muppet Labs—excuse me, Rampant Loon Media—we’ve been experimenting with audio books for years. When Henry Vogel’s novel, The Fugitive Heir, was riding high on the Kindle best-seller list, we went the full (and expensive!) ACX route and hired a professional voice actor to produce a complete professional-grade audio book.

 

 

Available now on Audible.

Available now on Kindle Audiobook.

The initial results were promising enough to warrant re-hiring the same voice actor to do the sequel, The Fugitive Pair.

Available now on Audible.

Available now on Kindle Audiobook.

Thus setting ourselves up for the insanely expensive learning experience that was The Counterfeit Captain. For this one we went all-out and hired a between-roles Hollywood actress to read the book, with the recording and production to be done by some of her Hollywood movie industry friends.

Available now on Audible.

Available now on Kindle Audiobook.

It turned into the Project from Hell. We spent a small fortune on this one, and in the end the audio files they delivered were unusable. We had to engage someone else to fix the whole mess in post-production. (Apparently, to people in Hollywood this is completely normal and nothing for them to get excited about. “You can fix it in post.” They were already off and working on their next project.)

The resulting audio book sounds great—you should pop out to Audible or Amazon and give the sample a listen—but boy, was it an expensive pain-in-the-@$$ to get there. So expensive, in fact, that it devoured the budget I’d allocated for doing the audiobook of The Fugitive Snare, so we decided to put that one off until we had a better handle on what we were trying to accomplish. 

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We haven’t been idle since then. We’ve completed production on the 10-episode streaming audio adaptation of Dawn of Time and the 30-episode streaming audio adaptation of The Odin Chronicles and will be rolling those out shortly; watch for more details coming soon.

[If you’re curious, here is a work-in-progress sample of Episode 1 of The Odin Chronicles. It’s not quite the finished version, but it’s really close, and definitely worth a listen. I am pretty pleased with it, anyway, and when it comes to audio production quality I am downright OCD.]    

We have an audio book adaptation of The Fugitive Heir in development. I should check up on that one and see how it’s coming along. 

People keep asking why we don’t release an audiobook adaptation of Headcrash. The problem, essentially, is me. I grew up on The Firesign Theater and logged all those years of working in theater and recording studios, and now that I finally own all rights to Headcrash again, I can’t seem to let go and let someone just read it. I begin with that idea, but then pretty soon I’m wanting to add sound effects, and incidental music, and to get different voice actors to read the different characters…

And, well, then it mushrooms into being the full-blown multimedia production I always saw it being in my mind, and I start to wonder if maybe we can get Rod Lord on board for the project…

Never mind that now. Among other projects we’ve attempted in recent years has been an audiobook adaptation of Eric Dontigney’s paranormal thriller, The Midnight Ground. We’ve actually committed to this project several times—

And each time, the voice actor who committed to the project failed to deliver a finished book. (See foregoing comments about actors, reliable.) Which brings us up to now, or perhaps more appropriately, fifteen minutes into the future.

 

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When the invitation to participate in this beta first showed up in my inbox, I wasn’t too excited. We see these sorts of offers from time to time and they rarely pan out. For example, Henry Vogel used Apple’s AI to convert his novel, Trouble in Twi-Town, to an audio book, and was not happy with the result. He said it took him about two weeks and a lot of manual fiddling to produce something he deemed almost good enough, but there were still problems with pronunciation and diction. (I believe the audio book is out on iTunes now but can’t confirm that.)

This latest offer came from KDP, though, and they’ve been working on developing text-to-speech conversion since at least 2010. Among other things they promised fast e-book to audiobook conversion, and helpfully provided us with a list of our own Kindle titles that were already deemed suitable for conversion.* After Henry and I talked it over for a bit and played around with various options, we selected his novel, The Recognition Run, to be our first victim test subject.

KDP really delivered on the fast part. Once Henry and I agreed on a virtual voice for the book and I clicked the button to commit, the finished audiobook was live on Amazon in less than two hours; live on Audible a little later. It worked so well that we decided to convert the rest of the Recognition trilogy right away, too, and then, what the heck, Hart for Adventure.

In a matter of hours we had four new audiobooks live on Amazon and Audible.

The Recognition Run • Audible | Kindle Audiobook

The Recognition Rejection • Audible | Kindle Audiobook

The Recognition Revelation • Audible | Kindle Audiobook

Hart for Adventure • Audible | Kindle Audiobook


These audiobooks aren’t perfect. You’ll never mistake them for an audiobook read by a really good human narrator. I’m not entirely satisfied with the range of virtual voices currently available, and can think of plenty of improvements I’d like to see both in the publisher’s user interface on the front end and in the final output that goes to customers at the back end of the process.

But that’s the point of a beta, isn’t it? KDP does seem to be receptive to our feedback, so I’m happy to participate in this program, and looking forward to seeing—and more importantly, hearing—the final product. In the meantime, I am really happy with the seamless integration between the e-book and audiobook editions, and especially happy with the way customers can get the audio book for free (or at least, steeply discounted) if they already own the e-book.   

So happy, in fact, that I contacted Eric Dontigney, and we agreed to produce a Virtual Voice version of The Midnight Ground, which we’ll keep available until such time as a living human actually delivers a finished version of the audiobook. You can get it here:

The Midnight Ground • Audible | Kindle Audiobook

If you listen to it, let us know what you think of it.

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* About that “list of our own Kindle titles that were already deemed suitable for conversion”

First off, it’s an “opt in” program, so nothing will be converted unless we request that it be converted. Secondly, Stupefying Stories and SHOWCASE contributors can relax. We did not buy the audio rights to your story. Therefore, we will NOT convert your story to audio without negotiating a new contract with you. Right now YOU still own all the audio rights to your story, unless you yourself have sold them elsewhere. We will not be converting any issues of Stupefying Stories or any SHOWCASE stories to audiobook.

Capisce? 

Very good. Moving right along then, to…

—The Future—


There is a wonderful moment in the 1998 Godzilla movie. Dr. Niko Tatopoulus (Matthew Broderick) is traveling with a team of French special forces soldiers disguised as Americans. As they’re being grilled at a U.S. Army checkpoint, the guard turns to the leader of the French team, Philippe Roaché (Jean Reno), and demands—

Guard: You got a problem talkin’?

For an instant you see the panic on Tatopoulus’s face. Oh no, our cover is blown. We’re caught. Throughout the entire movie up to this point, Roaché has spoken English with a French accent as thick as Brie cheese. Then Roaché smiles at the guard, and answers—

Roaché: Why, no suh, ah’m fine.

Guard: All right, keep it movin’.

Roaché: Well, thank you very much.

They drive through the checkpoint. Tatopoulus gives Roaché a puzzled look. Roaché answers, in his normal thick French accent—

Roaché: Elvis Presley movies. He was The King.

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A spoken language is a living, fluid, dynamic, ever-changing and constantly evolving thing. There are words and concepts in my vocabulary now that didn’t exist when I was in college; ways of speaking, levels of meaning, and idiomatic expressions that would have made absolutely no sense to my father. At the same time, thanks to technology, there is an accelerating trend towards widespread homogeneity in how a language sounds. Regional accents began to disappear with the advent of the gramophone; they did so at an accelerating pace with the development of radio and “talkie” movies; and the trend went worldwide with television. It’s become a standing rhetorical joke: why do so many British people sing with American Southern accents? 

I dunno. Probably for much the same reason as why so many Americans can rattle off old Monty Python routines in fluent Cockney. We listen. We learn. We parrot, like a Norwegian Blue, pining for the fjords. We humans are made to learn speech from listening and imitating.

When I was in Iceland, I noticed a funny thing. The market for media in the Icelandic language is so small that almost no one bothers to overdub British or American movies or television programs into Icelandic. Instead, everything is subtitled, and as a result, Icelandic children develop fluency in English at a very early age. But the funny part is, when they open their mouths to speak, you can almost tell which TV programs they watched as a child, by the accents they use when they speak English as an adult.

This is a feature, not a flaw. We learn how to speak by listening. We develop our sense of what is “normal” speech by who we listen to most.

Or what we listen to most.

AI-assisted speech generation is here. It’s not going away. Yes, it may sound odd to your ears, perhaps flat and lifeless, with what may seem to you to be peculiar inflections and odd pronunciations. AI-generated speech will improve and become more “lifelike,” as more people continue to work on it.

But at the same time, AI-generated speech will also change how we speak.

We’re already starting to see that in how we communicate. We enunciate more clearly when we’re negotiating with a voicemail chatbot system. We change the way we write text on the computer in order to facilitate better text-to-speech conversion. This change in how we speak is only going to accelerate. Your children or grandchildren will grow up thinking the way their tablet reads a book to them is “normal,” and the way you speak sounds funny.

Our technology will continue to evolve, to better communicate with us. At the same we will adapt to better accommodate our technology, as we have ever since our first hairy ancestor chipped a flint.   

And somewhere in the middle, we’ll someday meet, and have a conversation. 

Monday, October 9, 2023

Status Update • 9 October 2023 • Introducing UBLs

With STUPEFYING STORIES 26 now out the door and selling, we decided it was time for us to take a step back, take a deep breath, take a few days to look at what we’ve learned over the course of the past four months, and then to give some very serious thought to what we want to do going forward, through the rest of this year and on into 2024.

Three new books in three months: that was a heck of an accomplishment, yes, but is this pace sustainable? STUPEFYING STORIES 26 was, to be blunt, not merely a monster, but a full-blown kaiju, that left a massive trail of destruction in its wake and left us exhausted.

So, first lesson learned: no more double-issues. More double-issues would work only if we went to a bi-monthly or quarterly release schedule, and doing that would introduce a whole new set of problems, which I’ll get to in a minute. But before that: okay, if we make it a principle not to do any more double-issues—at least, not until we start thinking about putting together the 2024 horror special—then what do we do with all these great cyberpunk stories?

Our call for cyberpunk stories for STUPEFYING STORIES 27 resulted in an embarrassment of riches. We have far more good stories in-hand than we have the space or budget to publish in a single issue. So if doing a double-issue is out… What do we do? Reject stories that really deserve to be published? 

I’d hate to do that, especially since I specifically asked writers to send them to me.

Put together two issues, and release the second one sometime in Q1 2024? No, that would squander whatever momentum we might pick up from SS#27. 

Put together two issues and release them back-to-back in the same month? No, we’ve tried that before and it never works. Doing a mid-month issue is as much work as doing a double-issue, but sales of the trailing book in the pair are always very soft.

Hold on a moment. Science fiction is the literature of “what if.” So what if we were to do two cyberpunk-themed issues, release them back-to-back as issues 27 and 28, and slide “CLANKALOG” back to being issue 29, to release in January 2024?

Hmm. In the words of almost every heroic scientist character in almost every bad 1950s sci-fi monster movie, “It sounds crazy, but it might just work.” Given the quantity and quality of the submissions we’ve received for “CLANKALOG,” we could easily put together two back-to-back issues of nothing but hard sci-fi.

Hmm, again…

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In the meantime, while we’ve made great progress in resolving our production issues, all this remains academic if we don’t do something to improve sales. Our latest books look good and are full of great stories—I’m particularly pleased with STUPEFYING STORIES 25—but unit sales remain disappointing. 

This may be a self-inflicted injury. When we rebooted STUPEFYING STORIES, I made the decision to “go wide” and try to get distribution onto as many different e-book platforms as possible. I did this in part because our absolute dependence on Amazon made me nervous, and in part because I’d heard there were vast numbers of readers out there who were hungry for high-quality e-books but who did not have or want Kindles. In particular, Kobo and Nook owners kept being mentioned as being under-served markets eager to find new SF/F e-books.

To reach out to these markets, we’ve started to code up and deploy UBLs: Universal Books Links. These are kind of fiddly and fussy to create and maintain, but the result—


—is one link to rule them all. No matter which e-book reader you prefer to use, you should be able to find the right e-book for your device or app through one of our UBLs. You should even be able to find print editions, as our understanding of how to code UBLs improves.

I will be watching the UBL metrics closely, though. If it turns out the majority of people are hitting the UBL just to click through to the Amazon Kindle page anyway…

Well, hmm. Again.

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Finally, one of the things we learned from the aftermath of STUPEFYING STORIES 26 was actually a confirmation of something we’d suspected all along: when we take a break from posting new SHOWCASE stories—even if it’s only for a day or two—readership drops off dramatically and it takes a long time to come back up to pre-break levels. The solution at first seems obvious: don’t take a break from posting new SHOWCASE stories.

Except the problem with that, you see, is that we pay our SHOWCASE authors—and thus far our low-key attempts at crowd-funding aren’t working. We have a decent number of donors, but not nearly enough to begin to come close to covering the costs of keeping SHOWCASE going on a daily basis.

SHOWCASE was always intended to be a free taste; a sampler. An invitation: “If you like this story, perhaps you’ll consider buying one of our books.” But with support for our crowd-funding campaign remaining low and book sales remaining soft, perhaps our resources would be better spent on more conventional, in-your-face, and annoying advertising, rather than on publishing free stories online. Hmm again, for the third time.

What do you think?

—Bruce Bethke
Editor, Stupefying Stories

P.S. For more about our crowd-funding campaign, read this.

Or you could always buy a book.


Tuesday, September 12, 2023

STUPEFYING STORIES 23 • The world-wide rollout continues!


STUPEFYING STORIES 23 is now available in print and e-book formats pretty much worldwide and on pretty much every e-book platform made. The following list comprises all the tested and known-good links as of today.

PAPERBACK (exclusively on Amazon)

US - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08Y5KRPMF
UK - https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B08Y5KRPMF
Canada - https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B08Y5KRPMF
Australia - https://www.amazon.com.au/dp/B08Y5KRPMF
Japan - https://www.amazon.co.jp/dp/B08Y5KRPMF
Poland - https://www.amazon.pl/dp/B08Y5KRPMF
Sweden - https://www.amazon.se/dp/B08Y5KRPMF
Germany - https://www.amazon.de/dp/B08Y5KRPMF
France - https://www.amazon.fr/dp/B08Y5KRPMF
Spain - https://www.amazon.es/dp/B08Y5KRPMF
Italy - https://www.amazon.it/dp/B08Y5KRPMF
Netherlands - https://www.amazon.nl/dp/B08Y5KRPMF

HARDCOVER

No, there isn’t actually a hardcover edition. That’s just a faux cover image that Apple Books generates for their sales page. Looks nice though, doesn’t it?

E-BOOK

Amazon Kindle

US - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08Y5MYS59

For non-US readers, this link should automatically redirect to the correct Amazon Kindle URL for your geography. Rather than list all the countries in which Kindle books are available, I will merely express surprise that the list includes Brazil, Mexico, and India, but does not include Poland or Sweden. I am sure there is a reason for this. I have no idea what that reason may be.

Apple Books

US - https://books.apple.com/us/book/stupefying-stories-23/id6465749761 

For non-US readers, this link should automatically redirect to the correct link for your country.

Rakuten Kobo

US - https://www.kobo.com/us/en/ebook/stupefying-stories-23

Ditto.

Barnes & Noble

US - https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/books/1144055192

Ditto. Does B&N even have a non-US presence?

Smashwords

https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/1448269

Scribd

https://www.scribd.com/book/670315080/Stupefying-Stories-23-Stupefying-Stories-23

Vivlio (France)

https://shop.vivlio.com/product/9798223666165_9798223666165_10020/stupefying-stories-23

Palace Marketplace

https://market.thepalaceproject.org/item/5642752

Thalia (Germany)

https://www.thalia.de/shop/home/artikeldetails/A1069698198


Reportedly the e-book is also available through Angus & Robertson (Australia), Baker & Taylor (UK?), Odilo, Borrow Box, and Gardners, but at this time we have not been able to confirm these links. This list will be updated as new sites come online.

Saturday, September 9, 2023

Status Update • 09 September 2023


 

Hi. Here’s where we’re at as of this morning. 

» STUPEFYING STORIES 26 is now closed to submissions and on-track for an October 1st release. All stories selected for 26 are in the contracts & copy-editing stage. If you submitted a story for 26, you should have received either an acceptance or a rejection by now. If you haven’t received one or the other, please query—unless you tagged your story as being for either 26 or SHOWCASE, in which case your story is likely still in the SHOWCASE queue.

» Speaking of SHOWCASE, we continue to be open for flash fiction (1,000 words or less) stories for SHOWCASE. Telling a complete story—not a scene, not a vignette, not a dismembered and mutilated fragment of a story—in fewer than 1,000 words is a lot harder than it looks. You should give it a try. Click here to see our shopping list, payment rates, and how to submit a story.

» Also speaking of SHOWCASE, the STUPEFYING STORIES 25 release coupled with the Labor Day Weekend knocked us off our stride more than we thought, but we should be back on our “new stories daily” publication schedule as of 6AM Monday morning.

» STUPEFYING STORIES 25, 24, 23, and 22 are now out and selling, at least on Amazon. Click the MAGAZINES button in the top bar for more specific information. Getting 24 out in print and 23 out on Nook, Kobo, et al has been hampered by our need to change software tools in the middle of the process. If you’re ever tempted to use Kindle Create to format and publish an e-book, one word of advice: don’t. Using KC will hamstring you later.

» Speaking of the buttons in the top bar, we’re still populating the landing pages, but please try the LATEST NEWS button. The plan is update this every Friday. Doing so should reduce the need for these Status Update posts.

» On the submissions front, submissions for issues 27 and 28 continue to come in. Again, click here to see our shopping list, payment rates, and how to submit a story. Note that this list includes cutoff dates for submissions, but that these are “soft” dates, and we will close submissions early if we get enough stories to fill the issues. What this means to you is, don’t wait! We select longer “tentpole” stories first and build the issues around them. The closer we get to the cutoff dates, the less likely we are to accept a long story and the more likely we are to need just a few more 1K- to 2K-word short stories to fill in the gaps in the table of contents.

» Finally, note the CROWD-FUNDING button in the top bar. Right now we are in what is essentially the first stage of the relaunch of Stupefying Stories magazine, and we could really use your help. If you like what we’re publishing, want to see us do more like it, and want to help build this thing, this is your chance! » Read more »


There, that seems like enough for one morning. Now to pour myself another cup of coffee, and then, back to work.

Per aspera ad astra,
Bruce Bethke
Editor, Stupefying Stories

Friday, September 1, 2023

STUPEFYING STORIES 25 • IT'S ALIVE!!!

 


Wow, another new issue already?  

It seems like just last month we were looking at Stupefying Stories 24 sitting there on the launch pad, fully fueled and ready to go, and wondering whether it was going to soar like an eagle or blow up in our faces when we pushed the big red button.

Now, here we are again, watching the Amazon links to Stupefying Stories 25 go live and feeling much more confident this time. The magazine itself continues to evolve, with scads of little technical improvements under the skin that you can’t readily see but that make it much better and easier for us to build. Our new editorial team is really coming together and starting to hit their stride. Special thanks to Sharon Cherri and Henry Vogel, for much midnight oil burnt in order to make sure we hit our launch date. Submissions are continuing to stream in for issues 26, 27, and 28, and we actually managed to handle the submissions pipeline and get this book finished and released on time, which is something we’ve always had trouble doing smoothly before.

If you’ve been following this blog (stupefyingstories.blogspot.com) or me personally on Facebook, you have some idea of how hard it has been for us to get this point. If you haven’t been following this blog, you should be, if only to catch SHOWCASE, our daily free flash fiction feature. We’ve been publishing a lot of great little stories in SHOWCASE and growing a really good community around it. If you like short fiction, you owe it to yourself to check out the stories, and join the conversation. SHOWCASE is also turning out to be a great place for us to find and recruit the writers we want to feature in future issues of our magazine—

But speaking of magazines, I need to tell you how excited I am about STUPEFYING STORIES 25! We have a great mix of stories in this issue, by a great mix of returning fan-favorite authors and writers who are new to our pages.

If you’re looking for science fiction that’s so hard it clanks, check out “A Limited View” by Gary Kloster or “Something Came Through” by Michael D. Burnside. If you’re looking for something that’s still hard SF but with more of a biological angle, read “There Is Another Sky” by Bo Balder. If your tastes run to steampunk, read “Cloudbreaker Above” by Brandon Nolta, or if you like to relax with a tall glass of cold horror, read “The Demolition Job” by Neva Bryan.

If you like fantasy, check out “Two-Tone” by Elise Stephens. In this story Elise introduces us to a new form of magic and tells a beautiful and heart-breaking story, which is something we don’t see often. If you’re a bit more jaded about romance, read “The Wawa Stick” by Karl El-Koura, a futuristic tale of crime, betrayal, and just desserts. If you want a foretaste of the kinds of stories we’re selecting for issue #27, be sure to read “Tin Lizzi” by J. L. Royce and “Caliban’s Cameras” by Allan Dyen-Shapiro.

But we decided to lead off this issue with fan-favorite author Fred Coppersmith, and his contemporary fantasy story of two brothers who just can’t seem to stop getting into magical trouble, “If We Shadows.”

 

Enjoy!

Per aspera ad astra,

Bruce Bethke  

P.S. And buy the book, okay?

Wednesday, August 2, 2023

The Stupefying Stories 24 World Conquest Continues!

Stupefying Stories 24 is now live on Amazon Kindle worldwide and continues to go live on new ebook platforms almost hourly. The following links are tested and known good.

Kobo

https://www.kobo.com/us/en/ebook/stupefying-stories-24

Apple Books

https://books.apple.com/us/book/id6456485322

Barnes & Noble / Nook

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/stupefying-stories-24-beth-cato/1143855512 

Smashwords

https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/1431711

Scribd

https://www.scribd.com/book/662398404/Stupefying-Stories-24-Stupefying-Stories-24

Palace Marketplace

https://market.thepalaceproject.org/item/5594501

Tolino / Thalia

https://www.thalia.de/shop/home/artikeldetails/A1069277008

Vivlio

https://shop.vivlio.com/product/9781958333105_9781958333105_10020/stupefying-stories-24

Amazon Kindle

Also available on:

OverDrive, Odilo, Baker & Taylor, Borrow Box, Gardners, Bibliotecha

But we don’t have known-good links for these outlets.

Coming soon to:

Hoopla


I’m particularly happy to be on Kobo and Apple Books, as these platforms get us distribution into places where even Amazon doesn’t reach. 

This list will be updated as new links go live.

Tuesday, August 1, 2023

Stupefying Stories 24 • IT'S ALIVE!

AMAZON KINDLE LINK - More links coming soon!

UPDATE:

Okay, these links are known good:
US - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CDB3HC83
UK - https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0CDB3HC83
Canada - https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B0CDB3HC83
Australia - https://www.amazon.com.au/dp/B0CDB3HC83
Japan - https://www.amazon.co.jp/dp/B0CDB3HC83
Mexico - https://www.amazon.com.mx/dp/B0CDB3HC83
Brazil - https://www.amazon.com.br/dp/B0CDB3HC83
Spain - https://www.amazon.es/dp/B0CDB3HC83
Netherlands - https://www.amazon.nl/dp/B0CDB3HC83
Germany - https://www.amazon.de/dp/B0CDB3HC83
France - https://www.amazon.fr/dp/B0CDB3HC83
Italy - https://www.amazon.it/dp/B0CDB3HC83

In theory it's also available in India, but the link Amazon provided returns an error 404. Amazon UK *really* wanted to redirect me to the Amazon US page. Amazon Japan has put an "adult content" warning on the book and asked me to confirm that I'm 18 or older. A couple of the Amazon sites required me to do a Captcha before it would let me view the page; the first time Amazon France did so it required me to read and retype a string of letters, one of which is not on my keyboard. I lucked out the second time.

Kobo and Apple rejected the book as initially submitted because it mentioned Amazon and Goodreads in the afterword. We’ve updated the file to remove the “offensive content” and have resubmitted it. Cross your fingers.  

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I can’t begin to tell you what a relief it is to see STUPEFYING STORIES 24 finally finished and on the pad, fully fueled and ready to launch. There have been a lot of times when I thought we’d never make it this far. If you’ve been following the Stupefying Stories blog (stupefyingstories.blogspot.com) or me personally on Facebook, you know the past four years have been challenging, to put it mildly, and the past year especially has been nearly unspeakable.

Yet, here we are: tired, but very proud of our work, and eagerly counting down the last seconds until we push the button and light this candle.

And yes, this is most definitely a “we” and “our” effort. I may be the face and voice of Stupefying Stories, but I would never have gotten this far without the help and support of a lot of people. My thanks go out to the stalwart Henry Vogel, for sharing some of his courage when I had none of my own left; to Pete Wood, for pushing me to keep this thing going every time I was ready to pack it in and call it quits; to the indispensable Sharon Cherri, for more help, support, and in-the-trenches tactical editorial assistance than I have the space to describe here; to Don Muchow, for delivering the whole state of Wisconsin when all we asked for was a little cheese; and especially to our generous Subscribers and Donors, who have voted with their wallets to keep the Stupefying Stories project going. There is an old saying in the aerospace industry: “No bucks, no Buck Rogers.” Thanks to your support we now have a schedule and budget in place for the next five issues, and we’re making good progress on securing the funding.

Thank you!

I am really pleased, and slightly surprised, by how quickly and easily Stupefying Stories 24 came together once we fully committed to doing it. We have a really nice mix of science fiction and fantasy stories here, by a really good mix of authors. You'll find stories by writers who have been with us from the beginning—Jamie Lackey, Beth Cato, Pete Wood, and Robert Lowell Russell—by new friends, some of whom have already appeared in recent issues or on the Stupefying Stories website—Andrew Jensen, Avery Elizabeth Hurt, Mike Adamson, and Karl Dandenell—by one shining star who has become a fan favorite on our website but is now making her first appearance in the pages of our magazine—Carol Scheina—and by one really old friend, but you’d had to have been reading Asimov’s and Amazing back in the 1980s to know just how far back Phillip C. Jennings and I go together, and yet this is his first appearance in our magazine.

Speaking of the magazine: I keep looking at that cover. I picked the artwork because it’s exciting, colorful, and dramatic, but what exactly is it? A phoenix? A dragon? Rodan emerging from the Isla da Mara volcanic crater? Is it simply, as one person suggested, an image of all Hell breaking loose? The artist wasn’t much help. They titled this painting, “wizard summoning the phoenix from hell.” Shrug. We paid them for artwork, not to teach mythology and folklore.

It is, I have decided, a phoenix—and it’s us, rising from the flaming wreckage that was the past four years. The past is behind us. It’s time to discover the future. All systems are go.    

Now let’s launch this thing!

Per aspera ad astra,
Bruce Bethke

 

Tuesday, June 27, 2023

Status Update • 27 June 2023


Here’s what’s going on in the Stupefying Stories/Rampant Loon Press office right now.

  • The new and improved SHOWCASE: The Next Generation launches this coming Saturday, July 1st, at 0700 CDT. Beginning Saturday, SHOWCASE will be bringing you new stories daily, at 0700 CDT sharp, with all stories carefully hand-selected and lovingly polished to a high gloss by award-winning, nay, legendary science fiction author Bruce Bethke. Bookmark this link! https://stupefyingstories.blogspot.com/ Better yet, join the cult of great short fiction and become a Follower!

    Hmm. There doesn’t seem to be a way to isolate the [Follow] link from the Followers gadget in the left column of the web site. We’ll have to work on that. In the meantime, you’ll just have to scroll up to find the [Follow] button in the left column and click it.

    Hmm also. https://stupefyingstories.com is still having issues with the site certificate. http://stupefyingstories.com works, but your browser may say it’s an unsafe site because of the missing “s” in the transport protocol specification. Another thing for the to-do list. For now, use https://stupefyingstories.blogspot.com/

  • We have a great lineup of new short stories already in the queue for SHOWCASE, with more being added every day. I’m really pleased to tell you that you’ll be seeing a lot of brand-new stories from a lot of previous contributors and returning fan favorites, including Beth Cato, Anatoly Belilovsky, Karin Terebessy, Marcas McClellan, Carol Scheina, Karl Dandenell, Judith Field, Gustavo Bondoni, Julie Frost, and many, many more! Really, I am absolutely delighted that so many Stupefying Stories alumni have returned to support this, some even going so far as to write absolutely new and fresh stories just for this call. Why, it almost brings a spark of warmth and life to my cold and leathery publisher’s heart, it does, to know that so many writers who started out with us still support the old Rampant Loon.

  • Speaking of supporting Rampant Loon Press, we’re going to be a lot more up-front about badgering you to subscribe. We do Stupefying Stories and SHOWCASE out of pure love for genre fiction, but in publishing as in tennis, love means nothing. To keep SHOWCASE going at this level we need to raise about $500 USD monthly, and rather than doing so with pledge breaks or Kickstarter campaigns I’d rather have subscribers. If we can get just 100 people to commit to just $5 monthly— (No obligations! Cancel anytime!) —we can keep SHOWCASE going at this level indefinitely. If we raise more than that, we will use it to pay our authors more. (Say what?! That’s crazy!)

    We’re not out to fill the void left by the shut-down of Daily Science Fiction. Right now, we can’t begin to pay our authors what they paid theirs. But with your help, we can begin to move towards filling the hole in the online genre fiction ecosystem that DSF left behind.

    Nota bene: We have had a few well-meaning people offer to give us very large donations, and while I really do appreciate their kindness, I’d rather have a large number of small-amount subscribers than a few large-amount one-time donors. It’s a matter of my preferring to have a broad base of committed and ongoing support for Stupefying Stories. It’s a sort of a populism thing.

    I have had a few people offer to provide us with downright lavish funding—on the condition that we agree to run more stories promoting this or that religious, political, or socio-sexual viewpoint and no stories by any of “those” people. (However the prospective donor defines “those.”) These are offers I assure you I will never take. I’d rather strike the tent and close the circus than become a pimp for some religious, political, or socio-sexual viewpoint. On this, you have my promise.    

     
  • Stupefying Stories #24 rolls out next week. Seriously. It’s actually within reach to release it this week, but then I realized that even if I did release it this week, this being the Independence Day holiday weekend, no one would notice. So next week it is.

  • Finally, as you can see from the photo, we have pretty much finished moving into our new office. Same address; different floor, more room, better light, and more fresh air. In the process of moving, though, we found a lot of old manuscripts, correspondence, and half-finished projects that were all left in an uncertain state when everything was forwarded to Helena Handbasket in July of 2019. In the weeks to come I’m going to be sorting through all this stuff and figuring out what’s still viable, what’s potentially salvageable, and what is better employed as fireplace tinder. Looks like I’m going to be giving the (supposedly now working correctly) new email system a thorough workout.

Thanks for reading all this, and have a great day!

—Bruce Bethke | Stupefying Stories