The Pete Wood Challenge


The Pete Wood Challenge is an informal ad hoc story-writing competition. About once a month Pete Wood spots writers the idea for a story, usually in the form of a phrase or a few key words, along with some restrictions on what can be submitted, usually in terms of length. Pete then collects the resulting entries, determines who has best met the challenge, and send the winners over to us, where we dole out the prize money and arrange for them to be published on the Stupefying Stories web site.

The Pete Wood Challenge began in 2021, with the words, “Would you like fries with that?” While the rest of this story index is in LIFO order, here’s a link to the very first PWC post, which explains both where The Pete Wood Challenge came from in the first place, and quite by accident, where our 10-part round-robin serial Dawn of Time originated. 

Post #1: The Pete Wood Challenge • “Would you like fries with that?”

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Challenge #36, “Pick Two,” is now open for entries!

The Challenge: Write a story of up to 150 words in length using at least two of the following prompts. The story cannot be holiday-based and it cannot concern a meal or a gathering of relatives. Any genre is fine.

turkey
parade
football
fir tree
stocking
cranberry

Prizes: 1st place $20.00 USD, 2nd place $15.00, 3rd place, $10.00, Honorable Mention(s), (1-4) $5.00. The winning entries will be published online by Stupefying Stories.

Who can enter: The contest is open to Codexians and the general public. At least two slots will be available to Codexians.

How to enter: Send your entry in the body of an email to:

southernfriedsfwriter@gmail.com

Include the words “Submission Pick Two” in the subject line. It wouldn’t hurt to include “Pete Wood Challenge 36” or “PWC 36” in your email, too. 

Deadline: 7AM EST, December 1, 2024

Now get writing!

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Challenge #35: “The Offseason”

“Not a Fan” • by Pete Wood

“The Offs” • by Ted Macaluso (1st Place Winner)

“Reflections on Carnival-by-the-Sea” • by Christopher Degni (2nd Place)

“Dangerouser and Dangerouser” • by Sophie Sparrow (3rd Place)

Honorable Mentions:

“Tonight, We Embrace the Dark” • by Gideon P. Smith

“Efficiency Optimization” • by Jeff Currier

“Planting” • by C. L. Sidell

“Footprints” • by Robin Blasberg


Challenge #34: “Homeless”

“Proper Witch’s Home” • by Carol Scheina

“The Sky Will Fall” • by Tobias Backman

“The Ghost of Moscow” • by Sophie Sparrow

“Wandering the Cosmos” • by D.A. Xiaolin Spires

“Towerless” • by Lorraine Schein


Challenge #33: Space: 1999!

INTRODUCTION:
The Space: 1999 story contest wasn’t officially a Pete Wood Challenge competition, but there was enough overlap that we decided to include those stories in this index.

Space $19.99! (The initial announcement of the competition)

Follow-up Questions about the Contest

The winning stories, in publication order:

“Today in London History” • by Judith Field

“Pulling Up the Moon” • by Karl Dandenell

“Waxing Crescent” • by Andrew Jensen

“Fathom” • by Made in DNA

“Chasing the Moon” • by Karin Terebessy

“A Curse and a Blessing” • by Jeff Currier

“Must Have Been Moonglow” • by Jeanne Van Slyke

“Happy Anniversary?” • by Andrew Jensen


Challenge #32: “Punchline”

“Wielder of Wit” • by Ian Li

“A Behemoth Problem” • by Kimberly Ann Smiley

“Cruel, Unusual, and Optional” • by Gustavo Bondoni

“Green Shoots” • by Christopher Degni

“Punch Flavored Punch” • by Yelena Crane


Challenge #31: “The story must be set on the island of Tristan Da Cunha”

“The Potato Singer” • by Ian Li

“The Sirens’ Salvation” • by Kimberly Ann Smiley

“A Quiet Where Magic Can Grow” • by Kai Holmwood

“A Snail’s Pace” • by Pete Wood

“Floating Light Over the Waves” • by Brandon Case

“Canned Kraken” • by Tobias Backman

Challenge #30: “Hike”

“When the Woman in the Forest Says, ‘Please, You Must Help’” • by Elis Montgomery

“Astronaut Countdown” • by Brandon Case

“Summit, in Memory” • by Ian Li

“Like Clockwork” • by Yelena Crane

“Argentina, Before Barcode Scanners” • by Gustavo Bondoni


Challenge #29: “Draft”

“A Jackass Walks into a Bar” • by Pete Wood

“Forgetting on Draft” • by Elis Montgomery

“The Triennial Igneous Tri-Partite Competition” • by Pauline Barmby

“Service With a Smile” • by Gustavo Bondoni

“The Draft Horse Doesn’t Leave the Stable at Night Anymore” • by Jason P. Burnham


Challenge #28: Pick two: cat, poker, storm, sandwich

“Ante Up” • by Pete Wood

“To Hell and Back” • by Kai Delmas

“Hosting a Tempest” • by Ian Li

“The Hand That Feeds” • by Tobias Backman

“How to Win at Cards When You’re Sick of Being Queen,” by Elis Montgomery

“The New Familiar” • by Lorraine Schein

 

Challenge #27:  “You Need to Make New Friends”

“Honeybunny and the Embroidery Witch” • by Brandon Case

“Literally” • by Yelena Crane

“Watch Over Me” • by Addison Smith

“It’s Alive!” • by Kimberly Ann Smiley

 

Challenge #26: “Nine Lives”

“Forced Perspective” • by Kimberly Ann Smiley

“The Moments Between” • by Elis Montgomery

“Runt of the Litter” • by Gustavo Bondoni

 

Challenge #25: “Desert”

“Rain Dancer” • by Sylvia Heike

“No Justice for Deserters” • by Pauline Barmby

“Treasure Hunting in the Old City” • by Christopher Degni 

“Egg Disputes Beneath the Desert’s Quietest Erg” • by Jason P. Burnham

 

Challenge #24: “Outpost”

“Sending Love,” by Kimberly Ann Smiley

“Lunar Ghosts,” by Sylvia Heike

“Anagram Ed,” by Ron Ferguson

“Trash-Talking Space Honky Trips Over the Finish Line,” by Brandon Case

“Roadside Stand,” by Pete Wood


Challenge #23: “Static”

“Angels,” by Sophie Sparrow

“My Name is Static,” by Christopher Degni

“Symmetry,” by Gustavo Bondoni

“Sound Affects,” by Kimberly Ann Smiley


Challenge #22: “Writer’s Block”

INTRODUCTION:
This week we hand the SHOWCASE microphone over to Pete Wood, to present the results of another Pete Wood Challenge. Normally participation in The Pete Wood Challenge is restricted to members of the CODEX online writing group, but this time Pete decided to extend the invitation to participate to the members of the Stupefying Stories Secret Inner Circle as well. His challenge was to write a 125-word flash fiction piece inspired by the words, “writer’s block,” whatever you might interpret them to mean.

Unfortunately Pete interrupted me with this idea while I was in the midst of doing a very important crossword puzzle, so instead of a flash fiction story all I was able to give him was yet another rejection letter, as I have sent him so many before.

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Dear Mr. Wood,

Thank you for your inquiry. Yes, there is a medical treatment for the condition commonly known as "Writer's Block," but I would advise against pursuing it. The treatment is a rarely performed neurosurgical operation called the "Faulkner Procedure," but it has potentially deadly side effects. In a small but significant percentage of patients the procedure at first appears to be successful, but then the patient develops "Joyce Syndrome," which is, tragically, irreversible. After that the only humane option remaining is euthanasia. Unfortunately your stated limit of 125 words is far too short to capture the full horror of seeing someone who was once an intelligent and articulate human being reduced to babbling idiocy by the onset of Joyce Syndrome.

Sincerely,
Dr. Bruce Bethke
Mayo Clinic, Rochester MN   

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“Songbird, Jailbird” • by Pauline Barmby

“A 125-Word Story About Writer’s Block in the Style of Italo Calvino,” by Christopher Degni

“Writer’s Blockchain” • by Gustavo Bondoni

“Upon the Writers’ Block” • by Addison Smith

“A New Emancipation Proclamation” • by Chana Kohl

“Androids and Keyboards” • by Marco Cultrera

“Writers Strike Reaches the Office of Predestination,” by Brandon Case

“Inspiration” • by Guy Stewart

“The Hero” • by Eric Dontigney

“A Giant Problem” • by Judith Field

“There Goes the Neighborhood” • by Pete Wood

 

Challenge #21: “Nepotism”

“Jimboree” • by Christopher Degni

“Power Limits” • by Kimberly Ann Smiley

“Leave the Plasma Gun, Take the Cannoli” • by Brandon Case

“Holding the Fort” • by Gustavo Bondoni


Challenge #20: “Rain”

“Party Trick” • by Kimberly Ann Smiley

“All the Colors of the Rain” • by Gustavo Bondoni

“Rain Falls on (Almost) Everyone” • by Jason Burnham

“A Prayer in the Sand” • by Matt Krizan

“Scarlet Rain” • by Eric Fomley

“Divided Sky, Stolen Life” • by Brandon Case

 

Challenge #19: “Thanks for Nothing”

“Upgrade,” by Christopher Degni

“Dry Spell,” by Eric Fomley

“Solution,” by Gustavo Bondoni

“The Intergalactic Pocket Phrasebook,” by Mark Vandersluis


Challenge #18: “[character] had never heard of [title of a movie]”

“S’mores Therapy,” by Gustavo Bondoni

“The No-Win Scenario,” by Patricia Miller

“Open the Deck-7 Airlock!” by Jason Burnham

“You Live Long Enough,” by Christopher Blake

 

Challenge #17: “Reservation”

“The Bargain,” by Eric Fomley

“Providing for his Family,” by Matt Krizan

“Signs of Life,” by Christopher Degni

 


Challenge #16: “Haunting Memories”

“Inheritance,” by Ephiny Gale

“The View from the Old Ship,” by Carol Scheina

“Goons,” by Christopher Blake

“Mother Noodges Best,” by Allan Dyen-Shapiro

“Every Day the Music Died,” by Jenna Hanchey

“The First Stage,” by Matt Krizan

 

Challenge #15: "Ice"

“The Message,” by Helen French

“Restoration,” by Ephiny Gale

“Ice Hearts,” by Kai Delmas


Challenge #14: “Breakdown”

“Kickstarting Fate,” by Patricia Miller

“Mr. Giz,” by Marc A. Criley

“It’s What You Think,” by Bob McHugh

“Support Issues,” by Mark Vandersluis

“Plight,” by Eric Fomley


Challenge #13: “Second Contact”

“Working His Way Back to Her,” by Matt Krizan

“Terms of Agreement,” by Bob McHugh

“To Boldly Go,” by Carol Scheina

 “Warranty Claim,” by Gustavo Bondoni

 

Challenge #12: The story must take place on a train

“Siren,” by Gustavo Bondoni

“End Program,” by Eric Fomley

“The Trees Blow By,” by Jason Burnham

 

Challenge #11: It must center on something that is second-hand

“Secondhand Hugs Still Have All the Warmth,” by Carol Scheina

“Middle School Heartbreak,” by Roxana Arama

“Disgruntled,” by Lorraine Schein

“From Soulless to Soulful,” by Jenna Hanchey

“Secondhand Planet,” by Wendy Nikel

“Ties That Bind,” by Melissa Mead


Challenge #10: “[character] could have gone to [event] on New Year’s Eve, but instead, thanks to [other_character], [he|she|they] had been waiting in line for hours.”


“That Darn, Dear Cat,” by Melissa Mead

“Old Friends, Across Galaxies and the Space Between,” by Jenna Hanchey

“The Annual Times Square Paint Dry,” by Larry Hodges


Challenge #9: “After naughty and nice, Santa had a third list”

“Christmas Collections,” by Matt Krizan

“You Better Watch Out,” by Jason Burnham

“Santa’s List,” by Melissa Mead

“The Santa Paradox,” by Mark Vandersluis

“The Undeliverables,” by Allison Mulder

“The Santa Heist,” by Carol Scheina


Challenge #8: “The Cafeteria Plan Challenge”

“Bargaining Power,” by Mary Berman

“Out With the Old,” by Eric Fomley

“King of Chrome,” by Travis Burnham

The Caferteria Plan Challenge, as described by Pete Wood


Challenge #7: “Incompetent Archaeology”

“Still Life with Elderberries,” by Anatoly Belilovsky

“Getting Performance Up to Par,” by Gustavo Bondoni

“Clowning Around,” by Carol Scheina

“The Memory Excavator,” by Adriana Kantcheva

“Sleeping Beauty,” by Roxana Arama


Challenge #6: “It’s Too Darn Hot”

“At Wit’s End,” by Roxana Arama

“The Secret to a Happy Marriage,” by Carol Scheina

“Me Time,” by Lorraine Schein

“Too Hot to Handle,” by Ray Daley

“What’s a Monster to Do?” by Melissa Mead

“The Summer of Phoenix Spotting,” by Sylvia Heike


Challenge #5: “I’m Pretty Sure He Wasn’t Our Waiter”

“Just Like Before,” by Carol Scheina

“When Thieves Give You Lemons,” by Duke Kimball

“First Date Magic,” by Sylvia Heike

“Metamorphosis,” by Jonathan Worlde

“Alone,” by Novae Caelum

“Merger,” by Eric Fomley

 

Challenge #4: “Tourist Trap”

“Crush Depth,” by Hayley Stone

“Far Side of the Moon,” by Zack Lux

“How Not to Save Your Marriage,” by Cécile Cristofari

“Roy’s Playland — Half-price on Weekdays!” by Eric Fomley

“Day Trips to Purgatory: Buy the Total Experience Package!” by Alicia Hilton

“History is Alive and Well,” by Roxana Arama

“Have Earthlings, Will Travel,” by Jonathan Worlde

“The Family Business,” by Carol Scheina

 

Challenge #3: “For Sale: Used Time Machine. No Refunds!”

#2: by Vivek Mittal

#3: by Duke Kimball

#4: by Gustavo Bondoni

#5: by Ray Daley

#6: by Carol Scheina


Challenge #2: “Wish You Were Here”

“The Message,” by Ray Daley

“Two lost souls and a fishbowl,” by Cécile Cristofari

“My Fair Claritin Lady,” by Gretchen Tessmer

“O, Brother,” by Filip Wiltgren

“Wish You Were Here,” by D. M. Beucler 

“Long-Distance Relationship,” by Carol Scheina

“Worlds Enough and Time,” by Jonathan Edelstein

“Are There Cats on Mars?” by Jonathan Worlde

“Machine Learning,” by Sylvia Heike

 

Challenge #1: “Would you like fries with that?”

“Outcast,” by Eric Fomley

“Untitled,” by Pete Wood

“The Dying Pool,” by Melissa Mead

“High School Drama,” by Paul Celmer

“Untitled,” by Travis Burnham

“Two All-Meat Zombies,” by Gretchen Tessmer

“Untitled,” by Carol Scheina

“Untitled,” by K. S. O’Neill

“Untitled,” by Anatoly Belilovsky

“Ringing in Her Ears,” by Ephiny Gale