Thursday, October 31, 2024

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  • Jorge Salgado-Reyes - “Neon Blood”
  • Julie Frost - “Beverly Hellbunnies”
  • Kevin Berg - “Faceless”
  • Anya Ow - “Hungry Ghosts”
  • Jesse Dyer - “Losing Things”
  • Richard Zwicker - “Possession is Ten/Tenths of the Law”
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  • Cass Sims Knight - “Slugging”
  • Nick Nafpliotis - “The Cerberus Protocol”
  • Beth Cato - “Water in the Bones”
  • Don Money - “Department of Murderous Vixens”
  • Chana Kohl - “Murder in the Shuk”
  • Patricia Miller - “An Absence of Shadow”
  • Robert Hobson - “Watershed”
  • Ray Daley - “The Haunted Spaceship”
  • Roxana Arama - “All Those Monsters”
  • Evan Dicken - “Sunk Ghosts”
  • John Lance - “The Mob”

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Wednesday, October 30, 2024

The Never-ending FAQ • 30 October 2024

 

What a strange day. Yesterday we had record-breaking heat. My geraniums are starting to bloom again. Tomorrow’s forecast calls for rain, or possibly even snow. Snow might actually be preferable, as taking little kids trick-or-treating in the rain is a miserable experience for everyone involved.

Quite a few new questions have come in in the past week, but I have a lot to do before tomorrow’s storm hits, so instead of answering them now I’m going to try an experiment. Let’s see how this works.  

“The Night Parade” • by Robin Blasberg

The streetlamps cast their eerie glow upon the pavement as the parade marched along the empty street. A small boy beat his drum at the back while the others sang innocently in front of him. Mary Had A Little Lamb rang out from their youthful voices. The drum thumped and the verses grew louder as they turned onto the cul-de-sac. The houses were all dark except for one. The...

“Graveside Dining” • by Angelique Fawns

Alma Smith’s stomach made somersaults as she rolled down the car window for some fresh air. The façade of the centuries-old cathedral cast long and wavery shadows on the driveway into London’s oldest burial grounds. Hopefully, all the ghosts of Nunhead Cemetery stayed quietly underground, where they belonged. She stuck her head out the window and inhaled decomposing leaves...

“A Touch of Silver” • by Robert Walton

I touch my hair, my silver earrings—still in place after my dash across the rain-slick street. They came to me from my grandmother, so I treasure them. Besides, silver is so becoming. Someone is following me, someone who does not mean me well. Footsteps—flat slaps on the pavement made by a big man, no trick-or-treater—pace closer. I touch the ivy-covered fence next to...

“Maria” • by Jason D. Wittman

My husband picks you when he learns your name. As you speak intimately of Rembrandt and Van Gogh, tossing your mane of copper hair, he thinks it no coincidence that we are both named Maria. My husband is a fool. You show samples of your work, saying art restoration is like archaeology, seeking clues to how the work once looked. He says my portrait cannot leave his country...

“Golden Arches” • by Eric Farrell

Look, this all started out innocuously enough. Slim Jim and I were smoking a doobie, I was hungry, and I asked when a certain seasonal rib sandwich was returning. Jim got all excitable, and sent me off. He told me to drive to the golden arches on Nutwood Avenue, way out on the outskirts of town. I needed to bring a pack of grape Swisher Sweets, an eighth of cosmic kush, and...

“The Foulest of Them All” • by Jeff Currier

“Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the foulest one of all?” Mephistopheles asked yet again. “While normally true, the foulest is you, today it’s Ralph Sittlemeier.” “What! Show me this wretch!” A bland bespectacled man typing computer code appeared. “Has he tortured countless souls? Sought to undermine God’s dominion?” “No, Less Foul One, he’s preparing to test a theory, knowing...

“Because the Night” • by Iseult Murphy

Kathy forgot it was the night of the full moon until a collar of white fur, like an ermine scarf, sprouted from her soft skin. She thought it looked stylish, highlighting the length of her neck rising above, and the angularity of her collarbones peeking below. She slipped into a shapeless shift dress, coiled her hair into a messy chignon, and went out into the night. The...

“Trans-Earth Injection” • by Pauline Barmby

Sabastian’s heart pounded and his breathing echoed in his helmet as he crested the hill beside Matilda. She loved their walks on the Lunar surface, the only place they could be alone together. He intended to use this one to propose a cohabitation agreement, so they could move out of the dorms into a tiny hab all their own. Sab turned his bulky suit to face Matilda’s and nearly...

“The Rustling Leaves of Autumn” • by James C. Bassett

The rustling leaves of autumn always depress me, presaging as they do the coming cold and dark, their last bit of life spent to make the colours that fade too quickly into a dry, drab death. The changes have been coming for a few weeks now, so subtle from day to day as to be almost unnoticeable—trees just slightly less green and more yellow or orange, slightly less full—but...

“Webs and Ampersands” • by Timothy Mudie

Three different villages, three different storyweavers, until I procured the elixir to purge Nana’s spiders. I’ve never felt nervous seeing her before, but as I open her cottage door, I think of the elixir in my satchel and my heart flutters. Nana sits at her spinning table, village history book open in front of her, storyspiders everywhere. Iridescent rainbows shimmer across...

“It’s In His Kiss” • by C. L. Sidell

Lewis stands near the pond, despondent. Ribbit. What could it hurt? Reaching down, he catches the greenish-brown frog by his toes and kisses it. Pale cheeks flush crimson. “You idiot!” He tosses his not-fairytale prince into the water, the offended creature disappearing (lickety-split!) beneath the murky surface. “Uh…?” The dense bed of lily pads at the center of the pond...

“Need Brains” • by Elis Montgomery

 The trouble was, I kept mine. Jaw slack, eyes lolling, but still, somehow, there was a brain in this decaying skull. So I wasn’t starving for brains; I was dying for a cheeseburger.My disguise got me in the diner. I smelled my order cooking, grateful the fake beard hid the drool flooding from my chinless mouth.But then my eye popped out. A woman screamed around her...

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Tuesday, October 29, 2024

“Looking Backward: Part 2” • by Bruce Bethke


Stupefying Stories is a by-product of chemotherapy.

It seems morbid to put it this way, but it’s true. I never planned to become a magazine editor. After 30 years in the publishing industry, as both a writer and an editor, I was really quite fed up with the whole SF/F scene and happy to walk away from it. When Karen and I incorporated Rampant Loon Media LLC, it was with the idea that we were doing so to a.) explore this emerging new world of electronic publishing, b.) by publishing non-fiction, and in particular, cookbooks.

There, that’s a trade secret for you. If you want to tell stories, write fiction. If you want to make money, and write a book that people will treasure for years, return to often, give as gifts to friends, and pass down to their children, write a good cookbook. Say, Gourmet Kosher Vegan Stir-Fry on a Budget. Seriously.

I wasn’t completely out of the genre. I still liked to read the stuff, and still had a lot of professional writer friends. I’d begun a blog, which in time became The Friday Challenge, a sort of ad hoc writer’s group project very much like The Pete Wood Challenge, only bigger, more complicated, and ultimately more unwieldy and nearly impossible to manage.

I didn’t plan to get back into SF/F publishing. When we produced the very first issue of Stupefying Stories, it was mostly as a lark. We expected it to be a one-off, and it was (mostly) filled with past Friday Challenge winners. We thought it would be fun to see if we could duplicate the look and feel of an old-school pulp magazine—and we found that we could, and it was—but it was expensive fun, so we decided not to do that again.

If you’re wondering why we called the thing Stupefying Stories: our origin story is right here, in the cover story, “It Came From The Slushpile,” my frequently anthologized and even optioned for a screenplay short story from the 1980s. The gag, which got cut from the story as finally published, was that our “original” publisher back in the 1940s had started out with a thesaurus and an alphabetized list of superlatives—amazing, astounding, fantastic, incredible, etc., etc.—and worked his way down to “stupefying” before finding a pulp magazine name that was not already taken.

In hindsight, perhaps I should have given the name more thought.



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This is where chemotherapy enters the story. Literally, between the time we signed off on the printer’s galleys and the time the bindery delivered the finished books, Karen was diagnosed with advanced lobular invasive breast cancer. We put no time or energy into promoting Stupefying Stories: It Came from the Slushpile because we were far too busy dealing with her medical problems. After recovering from the initial surgery, she began daily chemotherapy, and as someone with a four-novel-a-week habit, she quickly found that schlepping around her usual bag filled with print books and magazines was exhausting. 

So, purely to save weight and wear and tear on my wife, I bought her a Kindle.

That device was a revelation. Up to that point I’d been thinking about publishing in conventional terms. That first Kindle showed me that it might—just might—be possible to publish genre fiction in a way that made some kind of economic sense.

§

A year later, in October of 2011, Stupefying Stories was reborn, this time as a direct-to-ebook title. Unfortunately, a number of fundamental problems were baked-in right from the start.

1. I really should have given that name more thought.

2. No one was truly in charge of the thing. We started out with a sort of editorial collective, composed mostly of Friday Challenge regulars, and no unified vision of what we were trying to do. As a result, we were always going off in six different directions at the same time. (For a while, my title was, “Executive Cat-herder in Chief.”)

3. …and doing so very slowly. We had a terrible time reaching consensus and making decisions.

4. We gave little thought to what the Stupefying Stories brand meant, beyond, “stories that most of us agree we like, right now.”

5. The great thing about working with a staff of volunteers is they begin with lots of energy and enthusiasm. The bad thing is they burn out quickly. The challenge is to keep volunteers engaged, after the point at which the fun turns into work. Having been on the Boards of Directors of several volunteer-staffed 501(c) non-profit corporations, I knew this but didn’t address it, because—

6. In hindsight, it was madness to try to do this while we were playing whack-a-mole with Karen’s cancer.


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It’s impossible to overstate how tightly Stupefying Stories is entwined with the story of Karen’s cancer journey. Our erratic publishing history is a direct reflection of the ebb and flow of her health. She’d go into remission; we’d become optimistic again and start putting out new books. A new lesion would pop up; we’d have to let the magazine slide while we dealt with that. 

We never gave up, because she never gave up. She loved the magazine, because she loved genre fiction and loved to read. (When we first moved in together and merged our libraries, all those decades ago, she had more science fiction books than I did.) At the end, when she was in the ICU and the cancer had robbed her of her ability to read, she had me get her a pile of preschool workbooks, because she was determined to learn to read again.

As the cancer progressed, and slowly took away her life piece by piece, reading and talking about stories and planning new issues had become some of the last things we could still do together. Her fingerprints—as well as her editorial mark-ups and comments scribbled on Post-It notes—were all over the manuscript for Stupefying Stories #25, which is why I had to switch the publication order and release Stupefying Stories #24 first. After she died it took me a long time to be able to look at the manuscript for SS#25 again.

§

In the beginning, the Stupefying Stories brand meant, “Stories that most of the people in the Friday Challenge collective agree that they like, for now.” As time went on, it came to mean, “Stories that Bruce and Karen Bethke like.” I have written before about how so many of the stories that over time became fan favorites were ones she picked out of the slush pile and insisted I read. 

That’s over now. We’re down to the Stupefying Stories brand meaning, “Stories that Bruce Bethke likes.”

So what does Bruce Bethke®, Award-winning Author and Cyberpunk Legend, like?

While doing this deep dive through our years of online content, I’ve started picking out stories that are both online and good examples of the sorts of stories I’d publish more of, if I could get them. Beginning with…

“Tech Support,” by John Oglesby


“No Accounting for Taste,” by Lance J. Mushung

Oh, what the heck. Let’s just save time and link to all of
Lance’s stories now. We’ll feature other writers tomorrow.

“Space Program,” by Lance J. Mushung

“Searching for Home,” by Lance J. Mushung

“Shapes of Power,” by Lance J. Mushung

“Subversion,” by Lance J. Mushung

 

And while you’re reading these, I’ll continue to ponder what I want the Stupefying Stories and Bruce Bethke® brands to mean, going into 2025 and beyond.

I’m still not certain about those names, though.



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Monday, October 28, 2024

“Looking Backward: Part 1” • by Bruce Bethke


In response to yesterday’s Week in Review post, in which I wrote about taking a deep dive through our historical data and readership stats, Guy Stewart asks, “…now what do you do with THAT?”

We’re still digesting all we learned, and still in talks with our financial backers to determine how best to take Stupefying Stories and Rampant Loon Press forward into 2025. Like ordering a fresh bowl of Caldo de Camarón, though, the moment the data arrived on our table, we were surprised to find some obvious things staring us right in the face. 

For one thing, it’s the rare story or article that is still drawing in new readers a year after it’s been published. This tells us there really is no reason to keep a 14-year archive of stories on this site. In fact, given that most readers are now reading the site on their cell phones, they’re not even seeing the Blog Archives button that’s in the upper right corner of our desktop site, much less clicking on it to explore our backlist. 

The only deep backlist posts that still get significant attention are old articles, and for some reason, certain movie reviews. That, and “Remembering the Future: 40 Years with ‘Cyberpunk’,” of course. It seems a lot of people are still far more interested in hearing me talk about “Cyberpunk” than I am in talking about it. I suppose this means I should consider reviving the “Ask Dr. Cyberpunk” column.

Sigh.

Another thing that emerged from the deep dive is the notion that I really need to pay more attention to the shifts in reader dynamics. The differences between the 7-day, 30-day, and 90-day readership stats suggest trends that are not always obvious. Some stories generate tremendous buzz for a few days, and then drop off the charts and vanish, never to be read again. Others don’t generate as much excitement when they’re first published, but have “legs,” to use the marketing term, and continue to pick up new readers for weeks and even months after first publication. These are the authors and stories I believe I want to focus on finding and nurturing.



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We can push backlist stories. For example, after we published The Pete Wood Challenge Index of all the PWC stories published so far, these four stories saw a sudden belated bump in readership.

“Angels,” by Sophie Sparrow

“A Nightingale Sings,” by Sylvia Heike

“There is Only One Black Cat,” by Pauline Barmby

“The Annual Times Square Paint Dry, by Larry Hodges

Why these old stories are suddenly interesting to someone, though, and who’s reading them, remains a mystery.



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One inescapable fact that emerged from this deep dive is that no one is paying any attention to any of our archive and legacy websites, excepting perhaps some bots and A.I. crawlers. Therefore, it’s time at last to say goodbye to our old SHOWCASE webzine site—but before we do, here is your last chance to read these selected stories from October 2014.

“Till Death Us Do Part,” by E.N. Loizis

Jennifer stared at the man sitting across from her. “Excuse me?”

“I’m a vampire.”

“As in… dead?”

“We prefer the term undead.”

“Back from the Dead,” by John Lance

The crowd of angry villagers outside the iron gate was impressive.
Cassius spotted pitchforks, clubs, and torches. He felt flattered.
He drew himself up to his full height. “Yes, it is I, Cassius the
Necromancer. What brings you to my home?”

The sheriff stepped forward. “Begging your pardon, we’re at the
wrong address. Do you know where this fellow Frankenstein lives?
He’s been causing a lot of trouble lately.”

Cassius tried to hide his disappointment. “I’m dangerous, too,”
he said in a sad voice no one heard…


“The Pro Turned Weird,” by Stephen Lickman

Dr. Edward “Eddie” McDaniels knew that if there were two things
that went together, it was horrible weather and the revenge-obsessed
undead. “Rain,” he sighed. “It’s always rain with these jerks.
Couldn’t one show up in Tahiti in December?”


“A Failure to Communicate,” by Phil Temples

On a morning in late October, the alien stepped out of his
spaceship and into the bright morning sun in the Boston
Commons. “Hello, Earthling,” he said to the first human
he met.

She eyed him suspiciously. “Nice costume.”

“Excuse me?”


“This Cat Must Die!” by Jason Lairamore

The heavy ceramic angel sitting high on the shelf was perfect
for what Sham had in mind. That fat orange cat had to die.
Its death was the only way he could become a real ghost, and
get on with the job he was here to do—scaring people.


“Disclaimer,” by Bret McCormick

Thank you for pressing the “Accept” option on the
previous page and legally completing the transfer of
ownership rights and obligations of authorship in the
work of fiction entitled, My Five Minutes in Hell,
penned by Howard Phillips Derbury in 1952…


“The Thing About Analyn,” by David Steffen

In retrospect, I should have realized there was something
bizarre about Analyn much earlier than I did…

 

“Fulfilling,” by Joy Bernardo

I’d been born and raised in sunny Florida, so isn’t it ironic
that the one thing I fear most in life is a night-stalking
bloodsucker? I’ve spent many nights staring out my
bedroom window, at eyes glaring back at me from the trees…

 


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Sunday, October 27, 2024

The Month in Review • 27 October 2024


It’s been a batguano busy month here at La Casa del Calamari, so it’s been some time since we’ve done a Week in Review post. Looking back at the last one…


The first and foremost thing that jumps out at me is what’s happened to the cow pasture and that little maple tree just across the fence. This morning, it looks like this:

I suppose it won’t be too much longer before it looks like this again.


I tell people I choose to live in Minnesota because I like the ever-changing parade of seasons. In truth, I wish the ever-changing parade of seasons would just slow the f*** down once in a while. They’ve been moving much too fast lately and I’m beginning suspect they’re accelerating. I’d like them to pause for moment, to let me catch my breath.

§

The end of September is always a difficult time for me. It should be a wonderful time, as we celebrate my eldest daughter’s birthday. Instead, this year was the 15th anniversary of the day the El Paso county coroner’s office called to tell me her body had been found, and I needed to fly out to Colorado right away to confirm her identity and claim the body. I’ve no idea why this particular anniversary hit me harder than any of the previous ones, but it did. Perhaps it has something to do with this also being the 2nd anniversary of the acute medical crisis that put my wife in the hospital, first into the ER, and then into isolation and the ICU, for what turned out to be the rest of her life.

Last year at this time I was still in shock, I think, and trying to deflect by burying myself in work. This year the numbness has worn off, and I’m really starting to feel. I’m not enjoying it.

§

I am by nature an introvert. I can fake being an extrovert, but only for a while, and find it exhausting. My natural introversion leads to introspection, and in the case of Stupefying Stories, retrospection. For much of the past month I’ve been buried in back-office stuff, taking a hard look at a chaotic mountain of disconnected statistics and metrics and trying to figure out what we’ve been doing right, what I’ve been doing wrong, what’s worth developing further, and what’s been a waste of time.

A sidebar parable: In 1975 I had a great ticket for a WHO concert, main floor, center, about 15 rows back from the stage. My pleasure was somewhat diminished by the fact that there was a pretty young girl next to me, perhaps 15 years old, who spent the entire concert jumping up and down in a frenzy, waving her arms in the air and screaming “ROGER!” at the top of her lungs. I suspect she was the sort of girl for whom Pete Townshend wrote the song, “Sally Simpson.” By the end of the show she had jumped herself to exhaustion and screamed herself absolutely hoarse, but Roger Daltrey never noticed.

That’s a bit like how I’m feeling about Stupefying Stories right now: like I’ve spent the past 14 years jumping up and down and screaming “NOTICE US!” at the top of my lungs, but am beginning to suspect that Roger never will.

§

This bout of intense intro/retrospection was triggered by Pete Wood, who’d asked me to finish that complete chronological list of Pete Wood Challenge stories I’d been putting off doing until “later.” The task turned out to be more difficult than it at first appeared, as our site search function doesn’t work quite as expected and our metadata tagging was far less consistent than I’d thought. To complete the list I eventually ended up having to crawl month-by-month through absolutely everything we’ve posted since 2021, to glean the stories that might otherwise have escaped. Along the way, I also accumulated a lot of interesting and/or puzzling statistics.

Here follows the chronological list of everything we’ve published since the last Week in Review post. After that, I’ll share some notes about what I learned from taking a deep dive through our last three-plus years of stories and posts. 

 

“The Slings and Arrows of Childhood,”
by Richard Zwicker

When Astrid says, “Last one there is a rotten egg,” she means it.

Six Questions for… Brandon Nolta

He’s been compared to Bradbury, Vonnegut, Ellison,
and Disch. Find out what all the fuss is about. 

“Data Integrity,”
by Tommy Blanchard

The downside of uploading your memories to the cloud.


“Vacuuming Unused Rooms,”
by R. Gene Turchin

A strange and sad little story about immortality and grief.

 

THE PETE WOOD CHALLENGE #34: “Homeless”


“Towerless,”
by Lorraine Schein


“Wandering the Cosmos,”
by D. A. Xiaolin Spires


“The Sky Will Fall,”
by Tobias Backman

“Proper Witch’s Home,”
by Carol Scheina



“Don’t Shoot the Messenger,”
by Andrew Akers

A particle physicist makes a truly mind-blowing discovery.


“You Should Go,”
by Laura Bohlcke

Some guys just won’t take no for an answer.


“The Creeping Fear,”
by Harris Coverly

A wee spot of good old-fashioned Gothic horror for you.


The Pete Wood Challenge Index
The Complete List of Everything We’ve Published, So Far.
More than 200 stories!

Also available through this permanent link. Bookmark it!


Six Questions for… Pete Wood

So who is this Pete Wood character anyway,
and why do we cut him so much slack?


The Never-ending FAQ • 25 October 2024

ROGER!!!!

“Release Me,”
by C. L. Sidell

Carrie and Vanessa were just trying to find a good ghost story.
They got more than they’d bargained for.

§

And now, some things gleaned from the deep-dive

#1 All-time Most-read Post: “Announcing the 2014 Campbellian Anthology”

It was the Pro-bono Project from Hell, proof that no good deed goes unpunished, and a colossal waste of time, money, and energy. I still regret agreeing to do it.

#2 All-time Most-read Post: “Submission Guidelines”

Well, at least people are reading them, even if they’re ignoring them.

#3 All-time Most-read Post: Star Wars: The Last Jedi (movie review)

Saw this movie, we did. Long, it is.

#4 All-time Most-read Post: “Remembering the Future: 40 Years with ‘Cyberpunk’”

I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised.

All-time Most-read Original Short Story: “The Shrine Keeper,” by Made in DNA

Not assigning it a number, but it’s somewhere in the Top 20s.

 

Top 10 Most-read Stories in 2024

“gastronomic,” by Richard J. Dowling

“Outside the Window,” by Gordon Pinckheard

“Chasing the Moon,” by Karin Terebessy

“The Pros and Cons of Time Travel,” by James Blakey

“You,” by Conrad Gardner

“Must Have Been Moonglow,” by Jeanne Van Slyke

“You Should Go,” by Laura Bohlcke

“As You Wish,” by R. M. Linning

“Don’t Shoot the Messenger,” by Andrew Akers

“Moving Further On,” by Gordon Linzner

Interesting that of the stories that were on the mid-year Top 10 list, only “gastronomic” and “The Pros and Cons of Time Travel” are still in the Top 10. For the most part, stories that were on the mid-year list have been bumped down by more recently published stories. This suggests that the SHOWCASE readership is growing, albeit so slowly as to make the growth nearly imperceptible.

Top 5 Most-read Stories in Q3 2024 (August, September, October)

“Outside the Window,” by Gordon Pinckheard

“Chasing the Moon,” by Karin Terebessy

“You,” by Conrad Gardner

“Must Have Been Moonglow,” by Jeanne Van Slyke

“As You Wish,” by R. M. Linning

Top 10 Most-read Stories in October (non-Pete Wood Challenge)

“You Should Go,” by Laura Bohlcke

“Don’t Shoot the Messenger,” by Andrew Akers

“The Pros and Cons of Time Travel,” by James Blakey

“The Slings and Arrows of Childhood,” by Richard Zwicker

“A Few Minutes in the Life of a Xenosociologist,” by Miriam Thor

“Vacuuming Unused Rooms,” by R. Gene Turchin

“Making Friends at Twenty Thousand Leagues,” by Addison Smith

“Chasing the Moon,” by Karin Terebessy

“Data Integrity,” by Tommy Blanchard

“Arrivals at Hope Station Have Been Indefinitely Postponed,” by Warren Benedetto

Had the most recent Pete Wood Challenge stories been included in this list, they’d all have fallen between “Vacuuming Unused Rooms” and “Chasing the Moon,” for October, but none would have made it into the Top 30 for Q3 or the Top 50 for 2024. Which led me to wonder…

Top 5 Most-read Pete Wood Challenge Backlist Stories that were read in October, but published before October

“That Darn, Dear Cat,” by Melissa Mead

“Roadside Stand,” by Pete Wood

“Worth It,” Keyan Bowes

“No Justice for Deserters,” by Pauline Barmby

“Lunar Ghosts,” by Sylvia Heike

I honestly was surprised that Pauline Barmby’s “Songbird, Jailbird” didn’t rank higher, but as I said earlier, the data is somewhat puzzling.

§

At this point I have no firm conclusions. However, the data seems to suggest these ideas.

» SHOWCASE readership is growing over time, albeit so slowly as to make the growth nearly imperceptible.

» SHOWCASE stories have short shelf-lives. It’s the rare story that is still being read six months after it was published.

» Pete Wood Challenge stories have even shorter shelf-lives. They get a decent amount of attention at the time they are published, but that attention fizzes away rapidly. Two weeks after they’re published, most PWC stories have gone flat and stale and will never be read again.

Therefore?

Therefore, I don’t know. All I can say at this time is, hmm…

And remind you of this.


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