Eileen eyed the wicked wizard with curiosity, for few foes dared duel her. Her sharp wit made her a formidable sorcerer, wielding jokes as incantations to deliver devastating spells.
As the wizard gathered darkness for his spell, Eileen began reciting an impromptu joke. But at the critical moment, she stumbled over the punchline.
The wizard cackled. “Bwahaha! You can’t even complete your joke.”
She smiled. “That’s okay. My spells only require you to laugh.” Ashen-faced, the wizard fled her surging flames.
Ian Li (he/him) writes speculative fiction and poetry and lives in Toronto. Formerly an economist and consultant, he loves spreadsheets, statistical curiosities, and brain teasers. Find his writing in print or forthcoming in Solarpunk Magazine, Radon Journal, and Flame Tree Press, as well as at https://ian-li.com.
His most recent appearances in our pages were “Summit, in Memory,” “Hosting a Tempest,” and most delightful of all, “The Potato Singer.”
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1 comments:
Superb! More story than so few lines would be expected to contain, and a perfect ending.
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