Thursday, October 4, 2012

At last, we have a Barnes & Noble NOOK link

Stupefying Stories 1.8 for NOOK

I have no idea why it takes Barnes & Noble four times as long to process a new book upload as it takes Amazon, but it does. Of course, as soon as I start counting on that delay...

Monday, October 1, 2012

STUPEFYING STORIES 1.8 RELEASED!



From the Editor’s Desk
By Bruce Bethke

You know, I wrote a very thoughtful, serious, sober, and long keynote editorial for this book, describing in great detail what we intended to accomplish this time out. But hey, let’s be honest: this is the October edition, and around here, October really means just one thing:

HALLOWEEN!

So let’s skip the commercials and cut right to the exciting conclusion. This edition is really all about—


Vampires! Werewolves! Mummies! Living Fossils! More Vampires! Mad Scientists! Fiendish Laboratory Creations! Flying Saucers! Treacherous Aliens! Strange Little Towns Where No One And Nothing Is At It Seems! Even MORE Vampires! Zombies! Giant Prehistoric Reptiles Stomping The Daylights Out Of Tokyo! And Even MORE Aliens, Plotting To Conquer The World!

Featuring:
  • "Father Pace" by Samuel Marzioli
  • "A Wolf Like Leroy" by Gef Fox
  • "King of the Giant Monsters" by Michael D. Turner
  • "Darcy and the Gill-man" by David C. Pinnt
  • "Dark Illusions" by Evan Dicken
  • "Legacy of an Unwanted Titan" by Ryan Creel
  • "The Wrong Side of the Rainbow" by Bill Bibo Jr.
  • "On Main Street, After Closing Time" by S. R. Algernon
  • "Night Shift of the Living Dead" by Tyler Tork
  • "Our New Benevolent Overlords" by Andrew Kozma.


Now get yourself a big bowl of popcorn, settle back into your favorite chair, and give your sense of disbelief the night off. STUPEFYING STORIES 1.8...

IT'S ALIVE!

Bwa-ha-haaaaa!

Bruce Bethke
Editor, Stupefying Stories



Now available* for Amazon Kindle and Kindle Reader apps at these links: 
US http://www.amazon.com/dp/B009JWHG2U
UK https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B009JWHG2U
DE https://www.amazon.de/dp/B009JWHG2U
FR https://www.amazon.fr/dp/B009JWHG2U
IT https://www.amazon.it/dp/B009JWHG2U
ES https://www.amazon.es/dp/B009JWHG2U

* Or so Amazon claims. At the moment, while the web pages are there, they don't seem to be fully functional.

 More links to be posted as they go live.

Saturday, September 1, 2012

STUPEFYING STORIES 1.7 RELEASED!


What, a new edition already? Yes!

Edited by award-winning writer Bruce Bethke and featuring stories by nine outstanding Canadian, Australian, and American authors, the STUPEFYING STORIES "Pirates & Dragons" edition is chock-full of all-new tales of dastardly pirates, lonely dragons, quarrelsome petty gods, meddlesome slimy aliens, and profoundly philosophical chickens. Featuring:
  • "Riddle Me" by Richard Zwicker
  • "Corsairs of the Concrete Sea" by Thoraiya Dyer
  • "The Thundering Dragon of Heaven" by Michael Matheson
  • "God Mic" by B. Sanford
  • "The Thirty-Ninth President and the Fourteenth Tentacle" by Theodore Carter
  • "Thief of Hearts" by Auston Habershaw
  • "In the Castle of the Assassins" by Melissa Embry
  • "The Lord of Flocks" by Alison Pentecost
  • "The Little Thief" by Phil Temples
From a road in the middle of nowhere to the day after tomorrow, from a shattering tale of First Contact to the long-suppressed story that finally makes it possible to make sense of the events of the past thirty-five years, you'll find it this time out in STUPEFYING STORIES!

Now available for Amazon Kindle and Kindle Reader apps at these links:
US   http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0094WYB9G
UK   https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0094WYB9G
DE   https://www.amazon.de/dp/B0094WYB9G
FR   https://www.amazon.fr/dp/B0094WYB9G
IT   https://www.amazon.it/dp/B0094WYB9G
ES   https://www.amazon.es/dp/B0094WYB9G
Coming soon to Amazon India!

Now available for the Barnes & Noble Nook at this link:
Nook - all markets

More links to be posted as they go live.

Friday, August 31, 2012

Labor of Love Weekend Promo

This weekend only, and for the Kindle only (sorry, Nook and iPad fans) we’re practically giving away STUPEFYING STORIES 1.6 at the low, low price of just $0.99! It’s all part of the LABOR OF LOVE promotion cooked up by Elle Lothlorien, with assistance by Michele Winkler, author of “Family Magic” (which not coincidentally, you’ll find in SS 1.6), and a cast of.... many!

Tell your friends! Tell your mom! Tell everybody!  
 
 

Friday, August 17, 2012

STUPEFYING STORIES 1.6 ESCAPES!


Edited by award-winning writer Bruce Bethke and featuring stories by twelve outstanding American, British, and Irish authors, the STUPEFYING STORIES "Weirder Homes & Gardens" edition is filled to overflowing with all-new tales of the fantastic, funny, and frightening things that can happen in that most mundane of places: the home, with attached garden. Includes:
  • "No Onions" by M. Bennardo
  • "The Growing" by Sylvia Hiven
  • "Family Magic" by Michele Winkler
  • "Mission Accomplished" by Peter Wood
  • "Helen Went Beep" by Erin Entrada Kelly
  • "The Prototype" by Judith Field
  • "Colorful Caps" by JC Hemphill
  • "Lifesource" by Barbara V. Evers
  • "The Centaur Bride" by Eric J. Juneau
  • "Rooting for You" by Michael Heneghan
  • "Security" by Chris Bailey Pearce
  • "The Garden" by R. L. Bowden
From practical advice on raising homunculi to the difficult magic of raising a happy family; from things that go bump in the night (or in this case, the kitchen) to things that go beep in the bedroom; from the magical, mythical distant past to two very different visions of our technological future; and from the primal temptation to be found in a stolen paper clip to a tale of lost love that can't be described, only read: you'll find it this time out in STUPEFYING STORIES!

Available now for Amazon Kindle and the Kindle Reader App:
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B008YPRBCI
https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B008YPRBCI
https://www.amazon.de/dp/B008YPRBCI
https://www.amazon.fr/dp/B008YPRBCI
https://www.amazon.it/dp/B008YPRBCI
https://www.amazon.es/dp/B008YPRBCI

UPDATE:
The Barnes & Noble Nook link is now live!
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/stupefying-stories-bruce-bethke/1112531290?ean=2940014909570

Monday, August 13, 2012

The Slushpile Survival Guide

I've recently had an interesting exchange with an author. On further reflection, the highlights of this dialog seem worth presenting to a wider audience. Ergo and without further ado:

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Dear Editor,

Attached please find my story, [title redacted].

I am not sure if I am eligible to submit, as I have already had one story accepted and scheduled for publication in Stupefying Stories this year. Please advise if this is the case.

Regards,
[author's name redacted]

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Dear [author]

Excuse me for asking, but where the heck did you get the idea that once we've accepted a story by you, you must wait until we publish it before you can submit another? When I accept a story from you, it means I like your writing and want to see more of it!

So no more of this "I am not sure if I am eligible to submit" silliness, okay? Trust me, Isaac Asimov, Arthur C. Clarke, and Robert Heinlein didn't wait until John Campbell published their last story before sending him their next story, and if that modus operandi was good enough for Asimov, Clarke, and Heinlein, it's good enough for us.

Kind regards,
Bruce Bethke
STUPEFYING STORIES

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Dear Mr. Bethke,

[...] I asked because recently some markets have made unambiguous statements about not wanting concentrations of particular authors in relatively slim time frames. [...]

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Dear [author]

Hmm. That must be another of those goofy ideas that's come out of some creative writing program somewhere. "Let's all play fair and take turns and give everyone an equal chance." It seems akin to:

    "Now class, let's all try to find something nice to say about Sally's poem."

    "Er, I used to fear death, but as I listened to Sally read her poem, I longed for it?"

Luckily my dad was a basketball coach, not a liberal arts instructor, so I don't believe in any of that equalitarian nonsense. Every writer who pitches a manuscript to me gets an equal opportunity to impress me with their work as they come in the door, but I have absolutely zero interest in forcing equality of outcome. I run a brutal meritocracy here. I want to put my best players in the game, every chance I get, and keep them in the game for as long as I can.

I mean, let's switch to the reader's point-of-view, for just a moment. When you read a really terrific story, do you think:

a.) "Wow! I really loved this story! I'd better not read anything else by this author for a while!"

or

b.) "Wow! I really loved this story! Where can I find more stories by this writer!"

Not wanting concentrations of particular authors in relatively slim time frames? Sheesh. What madness.

Now go write more stories!

Kindest regards,
Bruce Bethke
STUPEFYING STORIES

Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Status Update

It has been brought to my attention that if you look at this web site, it appears as if we haven't done anything in the past three-and-a-half months. There actually has been a tremendous amount of behind-the-scenes activity, but all the discussion of it has taken place over here: http://www.facebook.com/stupefyingstories

Alternatively, if you're looking for more insight into what we've been doing and what we're planning to do -- or simply for confirmation that we are in fact still in business -- you might want to read this: http://waggingthefox.blogspot.com

Sorry for the mess, and thanks for your continued patience while we deal with some unanticipated business empire construction issues.

Sincerely,
Bruce Bethke
Editor, STUPEFYING STORIES

Saturday, April 14, 2012

STUPEFYING STORIES 1.5 ("March 2012") ESCAPES!


What happened to Abraham Lincoln after the assassination? Find out in "Cog Noscenti," by Aaron Bradford Starr!

CONTENTS:

"Red Dust and Dancing Horses," by Beth Cato
"Emissaries from Venus," by Jason Wittman
"Lincoln's Revenant," by Chuck Bordell
"Induction Day," by J. R. Johnson
"Perchance to Wake," by Paul Dixon
"Cog Noscenti," by Aaron Bradford Starr
"Greater Love," by Kersley Fitzgerald
"Stellar Dust and Mirrors," by Richard Zwicker
"The Last Testament of Henry Halleck," by Vox Day
"A Brief Respite from Eternity," by Alex Shvartsman

Amazon Kindle editions
US market
UK market
Germany
France
Italy
Spain

Barnes & Nobles Nook edition

Apple iTunes edition

Coming to Kobo, eventually. And honestly, we have no idea what the hold-up is with the Apple edition.

Monday, April 2, 2012

STUPEFYING STORIES 1.5 RELEASED MARCH 31st 32nd Any Minute Now

We're still in the final throes of proofreading STUPEFYING STORIES 1.5 before letting it go out the door. In the meantime, here's a small foretaste.

From the Editor's Desk
by Bruce Bethke
...and this is why we call STUPEFYING STORIES an anthology series, not a magazine: because as an anthology series we can adjust our release schedule, when needed.

Two months ago, as we were first starting to pull this edition together, a pair of unfortunate coincidences exposed the weaknesses of our "lean staffing" model at the same time as our ever-growing slush pile became sentient, chained itself to the front doors, and demanded our full attention. Thus what began as a simple Valentine's Day edition of STUPEFYING STORIES became a Love and Presidents edition, and then a Sex and Presidents edition, and then a Sex and Dead Presidents edition (but the less said about that one, the better), while we launched a major recruiting drive and wrestled with a plethora of back-office issues that aren't terribly interesting to read about now, but solutions to which were needed urgently if we were to stop our out-of-control slush pile from conquering the world.

Today, it gives me great pleasure to announce that these efforts have been entirely successful. We have more than doubled the size of the STUPEFYING STORIES crew, and thanks to the tireless work of Erin, Ricky, Karen, Paul, Eli, Tyler, Jason, Barb, Allan, Yvette, and Guy—hereinafter to be referred to as the Fearless Slush Pile Reader Corps—we have not only defeated the growing slush pile menace, in the process reducing Slush Mountain to manageable dimensions again, and we not only stand ready to release STUPEFYING STORIES 1.5 (a.k.a., "the March issue"), but we also have 1.6 ("April") and 1.7 ("May") in production and are very close to wrapping up our first theme-issue Special Edition. To the members of the FSPRC: I salute you, and "Induction Day," by J. R. Johnson, is for you.

Speaking of the contents of this edition: I'm about out of space now, but would be remiss if I did not call special attention to our cover story, the brilliantly mad steampunk vision that is "Cog Noscenti" by Aaron Bradford Starr, and especially to my personal favorite in this entire collection, "Red Dust and Dancing Horses" by Beth Cato. If this story doesn't wind up on several Best of 2012 lists and on the short list for at least one major award, I will be disappointed.

And with that said, until STUPEFYING STORIES 1.5 is officially released, I can only add—

Hi-yo Silver, away!

~brb

Sunday, January 15, 2012

STUPEFYING STORIES 1.4 (January 2012) RELEASED


The fourth volume in award-winning writer Bruce Bethke's new ebook-only original short story series features nine all-new tales of sorcery, science, hope, and passion, by L. Joseph Shosty, DJ Cockburn, Jamie Lackey, T. D. Edge, M. David Blake, Ada Milenkovic Brown, Rose Blackthorn, Jay Caselberg, and Joanna Galbraith — plus art by multiple Hugo Award-winning artist Brad W. Foster.

CONTENTS:

“Morality for Alchemists and Thieves,” by L. Joseph Shosty
“Seeking Kailash,” by DJ Cockburn
“Music from the Air,” by Jamie Lackey
"Spirit Bags," by T. D. Edge
“Don't Eat the Piano Player,” by M. David Blake
“Abaddon, Foul Angel of the Abyss,” by Ada Milenkovic Brown
“Untether'd,” by Rose Blackthorn
"The Seeding," by Jay Caselberg
"Palmerino's Dream," by Joanna Galbraith

Plus:
"An Appreciation of Brad W. Foster," by Avery Maxwell,
and featuring rarely seen drawings from Foster's personal collection!


Amazon Kindle editions
US market
UK market
Germany
France
Italy
Spain

Barnes & Nobles Nook edition

Apple iTunes edition

Coming to Kobo, in the fullness of time.

Thursday, December 15, 2011

STUPEFYING STORIES 1.3 (December 2011) RELEASED


The third volume in award-winning writer Bruce Bethke's new ebook-only original anthology series continues to get even bigger and better, with six all-new tales of the fantastic, frightening, and funny by Gary Cuba, Ron Lunde, Tyler Tork, David W. Landrum, and Justin Williams—and featuring "Snow Blind," by acclaimed mystery and horror writer Trent Zelazny. Plus, this volume also includes a special Christmas "mini-anthology," featuring all-new stories by Kersley Fitzgerald, Aaron Bradford Starr, and Bill Ferris.

"Snow Blind," by Trent Zelazny
“Oogie Tucker’s Mission,” by Gary Cuba
“Highly Unlikely,” by Ron Lunde
“The Cowrie,” by Tyler Tork
“Sennacherib,” by David Landrum
“The Strange Machinery of Desire,” by Justin A. Williams
"SENNACHERIB was amazing, as were
many others. A lot fewer misses
and meh's for me than I have ever
seen in any other anthology."

—Anatoly B.
Plus our special Christmas bonus mini-issue:
“Secret Santa,” by Kersley Fitzgerald
“Seven Minutes to Bangor,” by Aaron Bradford Starr
“The Consolidated Brotherhood of Truly Bearded Santas,” by Bill Ferris

Buy it today at these links!

Amazon Kindle editions
US market
UK market
Germany
France
Italy
Spain

Barnes & Nobles Nook edition

Apple iTunes edition

Coming eventually to Kobo. We think.

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

STUPEFYING STORIES 1.2 (November 2011) RELEASED


The second volume in award-winning writer Bruce Bethke's new e-book only original anthology series gets bigger and better, with nine all-new tales of the fantastic, frightening, and funny by Aaron Bradford Starr, Clare L. Deming, Anatoly Belilovsky, Sarah Frost, Rebecca Roland, Henry Vogel, and many more. STUPEFYING STORIES Volume 1, Number 2 — a.k.a., "the November issue" — features "Watch This!" by Henry Vogel, and also includes:

“First Impressions,” by Aaron Bradford Starr
“The Bamboo Garden,” by Clare L. Deming
“Home Security,” by Gary McKenzie
“Borrowed Feathers,” by Sarah Frost
“If This Be Magic,” by Anatoly Belilovsky
“The Oily,” by E. A. Black
“In Fall, After the Harvest,” by S. Travis Brown
“The King of Ash and Bones,” by Rebecca Roland

Buy it today at these links!

Amazon Kindle editions
US market
UK market
Germany
France
Italy
Spain

Barnes & Nobles Nook edition

Apple iTunes edition

Coming soon to Kobo and more!

Saturday, October 15, 2011

STUPEFYING STORIES 1.1 (October 2011) RELEASED


The inaugural volume of award-winning author Bruce Bethke's exciting new e-book original anthology series is finally released! STUPEFYING STORIES Volume 1, Number — a.k.a., "the October issue" — features "The Window," by David Yener Goodman, and also includes:

“Ode,” (poem) by Amy E. Helfritz
“The Window,” by David Yener Goodman
“The Deported,” by Vox Day
“Picky,” by Anatoly Belilovsky
“The Cursed Wail,” by Caileigh Marshall
“S&M Vampire Grrlz: The Movie,” by Chris Bailey Pearce
“Quill,” by Allan Davis, Jr.
“Revival,” by Daniel Eness
“Dave’s Fright,” (poem) by Kersley Fitzgerald
“Other Sister,” by Rich Matrunick
“Return to Earth,” by Ryan M. Jones

Buy it today at these links!

Amazon Kindle editions
US market
UK market
Germany
France
Italy
Spain

Barnes & Nobles Nook edition

Apple iTunes edition

Coming soon to Kobo and more!