Today’s reading is from the Book of Leviticus, chapter 7, verses 11 through 18.
11 And this is the law of the sacrifice of peace offerings, which he shall offer unto the LORD.
12 If he offer it for a thanksgiving, then he shall offer with the sacrifice of thanksgiving unleavened cakes mingled with oil, and unleavened wafers anointed with oil, and cakes mingled with oil, of fine flour, fried.
13 Besides the cakes, he shall offer for his offering leavened bread with the sacrifice of thanksgiving of his peace offerings.
14 And of it he shall offer one out of the whole oblation for an heave offering unto the LORD, and it shall be the priest's that sprinkleth the blood of the peace offerings.
15 And the flesh of the sacrifice of his peace offerings for thanksgiving shall be eaten the same day that it is offered; he shall not leave any of it until the morning.
16 But if the sacrifice of his offering be a vow, or a voluntary offering, it shall be eaten the same day that he offereth his sacrifice: and on the morrow also the remainder of it shall be eaten:
17 But the remainder of the flesh of the sacrifice on the third day shall be burnt with fire.
18 And if any of the flesh of the sacrifice of his peace offerings be eaten at all on the third day, it shall not be accepted, neither shall it be imputed unto him that offereth it: it shall be an abomination, and the soul that eateth of it shall bear his iniquity.
Got that? Enough with the leftover turkey already. Clean the fridge, for God’s sake.
And next year, remember to make pancakes. The LORD really loves pancakes. Who doesn’t? In fact, why not whip up a batch of pancakes right now?
2 comments:
You, old friend are SO incredibly, irreverently FUNNY!
I think I need to read HEADCARSH AGAIN...
Guy
OK...let me try this again, editing BEFORE I post (you're not seeing a pattern here, are you?)
You, old friend are SO incredibly, irreverently FUNNY!
I think I need to read HEADCRASH again...
Guy
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