The Pete Wood Challenge is an informal ad hoc story-writing competition. About once a month Pete Wood spots writers the idea for a story, usually in the form of a phrase or a few key words, along with some restrictions on what can be submitted, usually in terms of length. Pete then collects the resulting entries, determines who has best met the challenge, and send the winners over to us, where we dole out the prize money and arrange for them to be published on the Stupefying Stories web site.
The Pete Wood Challenge began in 2021, with the words, “Would you like fries with that?” While the rest of this story index is in LIFO order, here’s a link to the very first PWC post, which explains both where The Pete Wood Challenge came from in the first place, and quite by accident, where our 10-part round-robin serial Dawn of Time originated.
Post #1: The Pete Wood Challenge • “Would you like fries with that?”
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Challenge #35: “THE OFF-SEASON” COMING MONDAY, NOVEMBER 4TH!
Challenge #34: “Homeless”“Proper Witch’s Home” • by Carol Scheina
“The Sky Will Fall” • by Tobias Backman
“The Ghost of Moscow” • by Sophie Sparrow
“Wandering the Cosmos” • by D.A. Xiaolin Spires
“Towerless” • by Lorraine Schein
Challenge #33: Space: 1999!INTRODUCTION:
The Space: 1999 story contest wasn’t officially a Pete Wood Challenge competition, but there was enough overlap that we decided to include those stories in this index.
Space $19.99! (The initial announcement of the competition)
Follow-up Questions about the Contest
The winning stories, in publication order:
“Today in London History” • by Judith Field
“Pulling Up the Moon” • by Karl Dandenell
“Waxing Crescent” • by Andrew Jensen
“Fathom” • by Made in DNA
“Chasing the Moon” • by Karin Terebessy
“A Curse and a Blessing” • by Jeff Currier
“Must Have Been Moonglow” • by Jeanne Van Slyke
“Happy Anniversary?” • by Andrew Jensen
Challenge #32: “Punchline”“Wielder of Wit” • by Ian Li
“A Behemoth Problem” • by Kimberly Ann Smiley
“Cruel, Unusual, and Optional” • by Gustavo Bondoni
“Green Shoots” • by Christopher Degni
“Punch Flavored Punch” • by Yelena Crane
Challenge #31: “The story must be set on the island of Tristan Da Cunha”“The Potato Singer” • by Ian Li
“The Sirens’ Salvation” • by Kimberly Ann Smiley
“A Quiet Where Magic Can Grow” • by Kai Holmwood
“A Snail’s Pace” • by Pete Wood
“Floating Light Over the Waves” • by Brandon Case
“Canned Kraken” • by Tobias Backman
Challenge #30: “Hike”“When the Woman in the Forest Says, ‘Please, You Must Help’” • by Elis Montgomery
“Astronaut Countdown” • by Brandon Case
“Summit, in Memory” • by Ian Li
“Like Clockwork” • by Yelena Crane
“Argentina, Before Barcode Scanners” • by Gustavo Bondoni
Challenge #29: “Draft”“A Jackass Walks into a Bar” • by Pete Wood
“Forgetting on Draft” • by Elis Montgomery
“The Triennial Igneous Tri-Partite Competition” • by Pauline Barmby
“Service With a Smile” • by Gustavo Bondoni
“The Draft Horse Doesn’t Leave the Stable at Night Anymore” • by Jason P. Burnham
Challenge #28: Pick two: cat, poker, storm, sandwich“Ante Up” • by Pete Wood
“To Hell and Back” • by Kai Delmas
“Hosting a Tempest” • by Ian Li
“The Hand That Feeds” • by Tobias Backman
“How to Win at Cards When You’re Sick of Being Queen,” by Elis Montgomery
“The New Familiar” • by Lorraine Schein
Challenge #27: “You Need to Make New Friends”
“Honeybunny and the Embroidery Witch” • by Brandon Case
“Literally” • by Yelena Crane
“Watch Over Me” • by Addison Smith
“It’s Alive!” • by Kimberly Ann Smiley
Challenge #26: “Nine Lives”
“Forced Perspective” • by Kimberly Ann Smiley
“The Moments Between” • by Elis Montgomery
“Runt of the Litter” • by Gustavo Bondoni
Challenge #25: “Desert”
“Rain Dancer” • by Sylvia Heike
“No Justice for Deserters” • by Pauline Barmby
“Treasure Hunting in the Old City” • by Christopher Degni
“Egg Disputes Beneath the Desert’s Quietest Erg” • by Jason P. Burnham
Challenge #24: “Outpost”
“Sending Love,” by Kimberly Ann Smiley
“Lunar Ghosts,” by Sylvia Heike
“Anagram Ed,” by Ron Ferguson
“Trash-Talking Space Honky Trips Over the Finish Line,” by Brandon Case
“Roadside Stand,” by Pete Wood
Challenge #23: “Static”
“Angels,” by Sophie Sparrow
“My Name is Static,” by Christopher Degni
“Symmetry,” by Gustavo Bondoni
“Sound Affects,” by Kimberly Ann Smiley
Challenge #22: “Writer’s Block”
INTRODUCTION:
This week we hand the SHOWCASE microphone over to Pete Wood, to present the results of another Pete Wood Challenge. Normally participation in The Pete Wood Challenge
is restricted to members of the CODEX online writing group, but this
time Pete decided to extend the invitation to participate to the members
of the Stupefying Stories Secret Inner Circle as well. His challenge
was to write a 125-word flash fiction piece inspired by the words,
“writer’s block,” whatever you might interpret them to mean.
Unfortunately Pete interrupted me with this idea while I was in the midst of doing a very important crossword puzzle, so instead of a flash fiction story all I was able to give him was yet another rejection letter, as I have sent him so many before.
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Dear Mr. Wood,
Thank
you for your inquiry. Yes, there is a medical treatment for the
condition commonly known as "Writer's Block," but I would advise against
pursuing it. The treatment is a rarely performed neurosurgical
operation called the "Faulkner Procedure," but it has potentially deadly
side effects. In a small but significant percentage of patients the
procedure at first appears to be successful, but then the patient
develops "Joyce Syndrome," which is, tragically, irreversible. After
that the only humane option remaining is euthanasia. Unfortunately your
stated limit of 125 words is far too short to capture the full horror of
seeing someone who was once an intelligent and articulate human being
reduced to babbling idiocy by the onset of Joyce Syndrome.
Sincerely,
Dr. Bruce Bethke
Mayo Clinic, Rochester MN
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“Songbird, Jailbird” • by Pauline Barmby
“A 125-Word Story About Writer’s Block in the Style of Italo Calvino,” by Christopher Degni
“Writer’s Blockchain” • by Gustavo Bondoni
“Upon the Writers’ Block” • by Addison Smith
“A New Emancipation Proclamation” • by Chana Kohl
“Androids and Keyboards” • by Marco Cultrera
“Writers Strike Reaches the Office of Predestination” • by Brandon Case
“Inspiration” • by Guy Stewart
“The Hero” • by Eric Dontigney
“A Giant Problem” • by Judith Field
“There Goes the Neighborhood” • by Pete Wood
Challenge #21: “Nepotism”
“Jimboree” • by Christopher Degni
“Power Limits” • by Kimberly Ann Smiley
“Leave the Plasma Gun, Take the Cannoli” • by Brandon Case
“Holding the Fort” • by Gustavo Bondoni
Challenge #20: “Rain”
“Party Trick” • by Kimberly Ann Smiley
“All the Colors of the Rain” • by Gustavo Bondoni
“Rain Falls on (Almost) Everyone” • by Jason Burnham
“A Prayer in the Sand” • by Matt Krizan
“Scarlet Rain” • by Eric Fomley
“Divided Sky, Stolen Life” • by Brandon Case
Challenge #19: “Thanks for Nothing”
“Upgrade,” by Christopher Degni
“Dry Spell,” by Eric Fomley
“Solution,” by Gustavo Bondoni
“The Intergalactic Pocket Phrasebook,” by Mark Vandersluis
Challenge #18: “[character] had never heard of [title of a movie]”
“S’mores Therapy,” by Gustavo Bondoni
“The No-Win Scenario,” by Patricia Miller
“Open the Deck-7 Airlock!” by Jason Burnham
“You Live Long Enough,” by Christopher Blake
Challenge #17: “Reservation”
“The Bargain,” by Eric Fomley
“Providing for his Family,” by Matt Krizan
“Signs of Life,” by Christopher Degni
Challenge #16: “Haunting Memories”
“Inheritance,” by Ephiny Gale
“The View from the Old Ship,” by Carol Scheina
“Goons,” by Christopher Blake
“Mother Noodges Best,” by Allan Dyen-Shapiro
“Every Day the Music Died,” by Jenna Hanchey
“The First Stage,” by Matt Krizan
Challenge #15: "Ice"
“The Message,” by Helen French
“Restoration,” by Ephiny Gale
“Ice Hearts,” by Kai Delmas
Challenge #14: “Breakdown”
“Kickstarting Fate,” by Patricia Miller
“Mr. Giz,” by Marc A. Criley
“It’s What You Think,” by Bob McHugh
“Support Issues,” by Mark Vandersluis
“Plight,” by Eric Fomley
Challenge #13: “Second Contact”
“Working His Way Back to Her,” by Matt Krizan
“Terms of Agreement,” by Bob McHugh
“To Boldly Go,” by Carol Scheina
“Warranty Claim,” by Gustavo Bondoni
Challenge #12: The story must take place on a train
“Siren,” by Gustavo Bondoni
“End Program,” by Eric Fomley
“The Trees Blow By,” by Jason Burnham
Challenge #11: It must center on something that is second-hand
“Secondhand Hugs Still Have All the Warmth,” by Carol Scheina
“Middle School Heartbreak,” by Roxana Arama
“Disgruntled,” by Lorraine Schein
“From Soulless to Soulful,” by Jenna Hanchey
“Secondhand Planet,” by Wendy Nikel
“Ties That Bind,” by Melissa Mead
Challenge #10: “[character] could have gone to [event] on New Year’s Eve, but instead, thanks to [other_character], [he|she|they] had been waiting in line for hours.”
“That Darn, Dear Cat,” by Melissa Mead
“Old Friends, Across Galaxies and the Space Between,” by Jenna Hanchey
“The Annual Times Square Paint Dry,” by Larry Hodges
Challenge #9: “After naughty and nice, Santa had a third list”
“Christmas Collections,” by Matt Krizan
“You Better Watch Out,” by Jason Burnham
“Santa’s List,” by Melissa Mead
“The Santa Paradox,” by Mark Vandersluis
“The Undeliverables,” by Allison Mulder
“The Santa Heist,” by Carol Scheina
Challenge #8: “The Cafeteria Plan Challenge”
“Bargaining Power,” by Mary Berman
“Out With the Old,” by Eric Fomley
“King of Chrome,” by Travis Burnham
The Caferteria Plan Challenge, as described by Pete Wood
Challenge #7: “Incompetent Archaeology”
“Still Life with Elderberries,” by Anatoly Belilovsky
“Getting Performance Up to Par,” by Gustavo Bondoni
“Clowning Around,” by Carol Scheina
“The Memory Excavator,” by Adriana Kantcheva
“Sleeping Beauty,” by Roxana Arama
Challenge #6: “It’s Too Darn Hot”
“At Wit’s End,” by Roxana Arama
“The Secret to a Happy Marriage,” by Carol Scheina
“Me Time,” by Lorraine Schein
“Too Hot to Handle,” by Ray Daley
“What’s a Monster to Do?” by Melissa Mead
“The Summer of Phoenix Spotting,” by Sylvia Heike
Challenge #5: “I’m Pretty Sure He Wasn’t Our Waiter”
“Just Like Before,” by Carol Scheina
“When Thieves Give You Lemons,” by Duke Kimball
“First Date Magic,” by Sylvia Heike
“Metamorphosis,” by Jonathan Worlde
“Alone,” by Novae Caelum
“Merger,” by Eric Fomley
Challenge #4: “Tourist Trap”
“Crush Depth,” by Hayley Stone
“Far Side of the Moon,” by Zack Lux
“How Not to Save Your Marriage,” by Cécile Cristofari
“Roy’s Playland — Half-price on Weekdays!” by Eric Fomley
“Day Trips to Purgatory: Buy the Total Experience Package!” by Alicia Hilton
“History is Alive and Well,” by Roxana Arama
“Have Earthlings, Will Travel,” by Jonathan Worlde
“The Family Business,” by Carol Scheina
Challenge #3: “For Sale: Used Time Machine. No Refunds!”
#2: by Vivek Mittal
#3: by Duke Kimball
#4: by Gustavo Bondoni
#5: by Ray Daley
#6: by Carol Scheina
Challenge #2: “Wish You Were Here”
“The Message,” by Ray Daley
“Two lost souls and a fishbowl,” by Cécile Cristofari
“My Fair Claritin Lady,” by Gretchen Tessmer
“O, Brother,” by Filip Wiltgren
“Wish You Were Here,” by D. M. Beucler
“Long-Distance Relationship,” by Carol Scheina
“Worlds Enough and Time,” by Jonathan Edelstein
“Are There Cats on Mars?” by Jonathan Worlde
“Machine Learning,” by Sylvia Heike
Challenge #1: “Would you like fries with that?”
“Outcast,” by Eric Fomley
“Untitled,” by Pete Wood
“The Dying Pool,” by Melissa Mead
“High School Drama,” by Paul Celmer
“Untitled,” by Travis Burnham
“Two All-Meat Zombies,” by Gretchen Tessmer
“Untitled,” by Carol Scheina
“Untitled,” by K. S. O’Neill
“Untitled,” by Anatoly Belilovsky
“Ringing in Her Ears,” by Ephiny Gale
